This might be one care package that Bernard Madoff doesn’t want to get.

Investors, critics, anyone who cares to can post a note to the disgraced financier at Madoffmail.com.

Whoever organized the site promises to send the posts to Madoff twice a year. And to put some of them up at an art show in New York later this year.

Love the post that I borrowed of Madoff in the dunce cap in front of the blackboard. Whoever made it, stand up and take credit.

And in other important personal finance news, just thought you Bernie fans would love to know that he may have work to do. In the garden.

According to something called Mother Nature Network, Madoff is in the nation’s first and only green-certified prison.

Says mnn.com:
Among the prison’s sustainable aspects are bicycle storage, alternative fuel refueling stations, specified parking for alternative transportation, reduced site disturbance, storm water management and an exterior designed to reduce the heat island effect.

And this:
Madoff will be able to spend his time in the library, recreation yard or watching television – as long as the programs are rated PG-13 or lower. He’ll also have a chance to get a job taking care of some of that sustainable xeriscaping