By Mark La Monica
1) No one's meatballs are as good as your mother's. It's undebatable.
2) "The Godfather III" and "Rocky V" get a bum rap. They're not nearly as bad as people make them out to be.
3) Randy "Macho Man" Savage is the forgotten man when it comes to old-school pro wrestling discussions.
4) If YouTube stopped existing, it would create quite a problem for us. How would we waste time at work? Where would all the things we push off until later go?
5) The hug in the ocean between Rocky and Apollo in "Rocky III" makes absolutely no sense, but it's impossible to change the channel when it comes on.
6) MTV doesn't need to play more videos, just create more channels that play videos.
7) Just chill to the next episode.
8) When is someone going to create a garlic-scented cologne? Or perhaps a hand cream of some sort?
9) ADA Jack McCoy would kick ADA Ben Stone's patoot any day in court, but Paul Robinette would smoke Jamey Ross, Abby Carmichael, Claire Kincaid, Danielle Borgia and Connie Rubirosa.
10) When the world's got you down, crank dat Soulja Boy!
11) Lauren Conrad. I'm just saying.
12) Yo Mona Lisa, could I get a date on Friday? And if you're busy, I wouldn't mind taking Saturday-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay.
13) What's up, guy?
14) Victory!
Comments (7)
If you havent seen the rated R trailer that is floating around the net, you are missing out. It is even better than this one, gives more background for the movie and is incredibly violent. I can not believe how ridiculously violent the trailer was. You have to see it.
Hi Mark,
I blogged about "Buffalax" a few months back and it is a growing trend on YouTube that seems to be ever-popular because it is still the most-read post on my blog.
WIRED covered it a few months back and quoted me as well, so there is strong interest in this trend.
I was wondering if you'd be interested in talking about Buffalax and if yes, I'd be more than happy to provide more information. I wasn't sure how else to contact you other than through this comments section :)
Look forward to hearing from you. Thanks!
Supriya
DUMB WHITE BOY FROM JERSEY! He has CHUCK D as no. 2?? NO Biggie or Jay Z??? How about Meth or ODB? You are a complete moron! Did you write that top 5 hip hop while listening to bon jovi? You f*ckin quido!
You still do nothing at work and it shows. I wonder if your golf game has suffered. Wow, they will let anyone get involved with the public, directly, these days...What's next? Craig Bustin going to cover Friday's Billy Joel concert? His blog would no doubt talk about things such as how perfectly-shaped Big Papi's beard was during Monday's home run hitting contest. Anyway, I digress. But then, so does your blog Mark. Keep up the bad work, and come see me sometime at one of my three locations for karaoke.
You still do nothing at work and it shows. I wonder if your golf game has suffered. Wow, they will let anyone get involved with the public, directly, these days...What's next? Craig Bustin going to cover Friday's Billy Joel concert? His blog would no doubt talk about things such as how perfectly-shaped Big Papi's beard was during Monday's home run hitting contest. Anyway, I digress. But then, so does your blog Mark. Keep up the bad work, and come see me sometime at one of my three locations for karaoke.
oooh, great. a stream of consciousness blogger
Hi Mark,
Just learned about your blog from your contribution to the MSNBC piece "The Top 8 Olympic Marketing Screw Ups". I look forward to digging deeper into your blog.
All the best!
Jay