Artie Lange walks off the Howard Stern Show

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By Adam Abramson

Howard Stern Show fixture Artie Lange walked out of the studio after an argument and subsequent outburst at his personal assistant on the air.

Lange, who became a part of the show's daily routine in October of 2001, was spotted disputing with his assistant in the hallways off the air. When it was brought up to Stern, he asked the assistant Teddy to come into the studio and discuss the situation on the air.

Lange began to express his disdain for his assistant of nearly two years because of recent money issues. Teddy retorted by implying there's more to the job than meets the eye.

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The two are slated to travel to Amsterdam this evening and the squabble began over setting up Lange's travel accommodations. However, the in-studio dispute quickly escalated into a discussion about how much Lange finances Teddy, who is affectionately called "Teddy Microphone" around the studio.

As the argument continued, Lange became enraged and physically lashed out at Teddy, but the physical confrontation was apparently defused by other members in the studio.

When Lange returned, he said Teddy would be "dead" had he reached him and he would be in jail.

Stern then expressed his feelings on the situation, saying he cannot condone Lange's actions. The comedian, who has had a similar outburst on the air in the past, said he cannot guarantee he can refrain from acting out in the future. Upon hearing that, Stern said he cannot have Lange around with the potential of such actions looming.

Artie then offered his resignation; Stern accepted, but told Lange to leave and cool off. Just before Lange left he told Stern: "I'm not a good person ... I gotta leave ... I love you"

Teddy returned to the studio several minutes later and said there was overreacting from everyone, but did not downplay the seriousness of the situation.

Show producer Gary Dell'Abate came in to analyze the situation, but he and Stern admitted they "did not know what to make of it all."

Stern does not host a live show on Fridays and the crew is on vacation next week.

If Artie is booted, who will replace him? We have some ideas.

Comments (444)

It's too bad but Artie wants out. He's really funny but I think that Sirius will ban him from the building at this point.

http://www.lezident.com

Yeah, I said LEZIDENT.

Art, take care buddy

F artie. Bring back Jackie

F Timmy bring back jackie

If Artie can keep it cool while dealing with the others on the radio show staff he's got a big future ahead of him. Otherwise without the Howard Stern Radio Show he'll be just another fat, sloppy comedian with a foul mouth who will drink himself to death within ten years.....no loss there..

Doesn't anyone in the media have a recent picture of Artie? Jesus, that pic is 2 years old. He's 100 lbs heavier now.

BABY GORILLA DOWN!

Artie is a jerk. But, I can't wait to hear this on the replay.

F jackie.

Love yah Artie...be safe.

Who cares, Artie contributes nothing to the show anyway.

He needs help!

F Hackie!

Artie who?

Artie will be back. It's called a cliff hanger till monday. You forget how scripted the Stern show is. Artie needed to catch a flight and get out early. How great will the monday show be now? All is good, you moe'rons!

Fuck phat artie! That's phat with a ph

It's been sad listen to Artie commit suicide on the air. He's an addict and his trip to drug-heaven Amsterdam is likely what set off his latest manic episode. Howard and crew have been enabling Artie for years. They like his outbursts, his out of control eating, and even seem to tolerate his alcohol and drug abuse. The guy is a mess. He needs professional help, drug rehab, alcohol rehab, and he needs to drop about 120 lbs before his body just stops functioning. If he continues on his current path, he likely has less than 6 months to live. His "friends" need to intervene and get him cleaned up. Otherwise, they'll be blaming themselves when he's gone. He's a smart guy and a very funny comic. But he's messed up. He needs to fix himself first and the crew on that show should do anything possible to get that started.

If Arte had a mustache, none of this ever would have happened.

WAAAAH ! My assistant is incompetent, WAAAAAH!

Artie you need to get your life together. Being on this show is the only reason your still alive. It gives you a reason to wake up every morning. Everyone at the show only has your best interests at heart. You owe Teddy a huge apology. He has been nothing but loyal to you. You state that you're not the prototypical star but abusing your assistant and jeopardizing your career makes you know better the Farley, Belushi, Naomi :)


Artie has progressed from a mediocre comedian to a pardoy of himself. He is NOT an everyday Joe. He is a low-rent, classless, talentless, boring, obese waste of time and money. His movies are embarrassingly bad. I'm not going to say I never laugh at him - I do! But there are so many people who could fill his seat WITHOUT the gay bashing, incorrect grammar, and repetitive stories.

Bye bye, jackass, and good riddance.

The show will not be the same without Artie. He is my favorite part of the show by far. Make makes Artie such a huge addition to the show is that he is at heart a true fan of the show, and it is almost like he is one of us sitting in the studio.

Please come back Artie

WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!

Hoss,

They are on vacation next week. So there goes your cliffhanger.

Artie needs to be fired.

The show will not be the same without Artie. He is my favorite part of the show by far. Make makes Artie such a huge addition to the show is that he is at heart a true fan of the show, and it is almost like he is one of us sitting in the studio.

Please come back Artie

WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!

yesterday when artie was sleeping was the funniest stuff ive ever heard. Like Gary told the f@get writer on the wrapup show Artie is a grown man and capable of making his own decisions. Plus it was a funny contribution by Artie, he always makes excellent contributions. he will be back. the show will be less funny if he's not there.

Go O.D. in amsterdam

Artie acts like a child. He's fat, lazy, pathetic, and unfunny. He needs to deal with his deamons. If he can't do so and do the show; that's life. It's like he's trying to kill himself but somehow have the consititution of Keith Richards. Jackie and jerk-off-man should never return. Bring on the Dice Man!!

That sucks about artie. He has been looking for excuse to blow up. Check out Photofiddle.com the company that made the Artie eating the cupcake painting

Artie has been on the road to self destruction for quite a while now. After his almost physical confrontation of Sal, his verbal assault on Mike and now this rage filled tirade of Teddy, it is more than obvious that he is sabotaging his career and his life in general. He needs some serious down time.

People still listen to Stern?

Such a sad, sad day. Artie's got some issues he needs to deal with, and unfortunately, until then he's just like a grenade ready to explode. I hope he gets the help he needs, and quickly. He's a HUGE asset to the show, and I'd hate to see him leave. F Jackie - he was NOT nearly as funny as Artie. The fans have already spoken of their fondness of Artie. He was voted, by far, the most loved member of the show, and he's got the biggest heart of them all, as well. Take care, Art & get well. I can't wait to hear you back on the show. Everyone makes mistakes, especially when emotions are involved, so don't beat yourself up for too long over this. We luv ya!

Too bad...I hope this is temporary...Artie brings a lot more to the show than Jackie ever did...Come back Artie!!!

Artie you are great and have given us a ton of laughs. If you leave it is time to bring back the jokeman.

I find it strange that Artie always has these meltdowns the last day before the show goes on a vacation.

Thanks hoss.

Take care, brush your hair.

RD

MrSilver - A true Fan of the show? Falling asleep? You've got to be kidding! The show is the only thing Artie has going for him...he may as well put his new house up for sale now.

artie doesnt do drugs anymore. granted people take it like a grain of salt but how many times he has to explain himself but he says he doesnt. what else could he do to make people believe him. his immune system is messed up according to a doctor, hes over worked (late night gigs during the week and weekends abroad) and he's overweight, thats why he misses work sometimes not bec he supposedly does drugs.

and yes people listen to stern where have u been lately living in antartica or are u just 80 years old without any technology

Targzissians are Obviously Reptilian

Damn. I love Artie but I didn't recognize the raging maniac this morning. I really think he is a loose cannon who could possibly take a few people with him when he goes out. I also think this behavior is fueled by his drug abuse. I think he may be taking a drug that causes
this kind of reaction to the slightest provocation. Artie needs help.

Artie will soon find out that it is the Stern Show that is making his career not the other way around..

Artie needs help. He eventually destroys every good thing in his life for reasons only a psychoanalyst can help him discover. Be safe you gentle giant.

Howards ego caused this breakdown!!

You heard it here first - Howard has been in therapy for so long he thinks he is a therapist. Teddy tried to leave the studio 6 times but Howie made him stay. Even Robin told him to let it go. Ego maniac Howard thinks he can cure anyone! He wanted to be the hero that made Teddy and Artie all better. A man of lesser ego would have let this go!

Also - Howard tried to enrage Artie even more by calling him Bro when he came back into the studio. And Howard tries to play the "how would I know card". F you Howard. The days Artie is out that show sucks.

Artie should neva have hired a non-Italian, that damn hick Teddy is FIRED!

This is such a work, They are on vacation next week

I never thought Artie was really funny - more misses thatn hits. And not showing up/showing up but listsless/plain falling asleep isn't working. I hope he gets it together, but not on the Stern show.

But Andrew Dice Clay? I'd rather chew glass.

Just pie in the sky, but I'd like to see George Takei (permanently) or Gilbert Gottfried. They do well when they are on.

the sleeping giant awakes

Who cares, Howard Stern is a non entity these days. No one cares about his show since he left public radio. They all should be fired.

Who cares? How about all the postings above!
You mean YOU don't care, but take your head outta your a** and you'll see that other people care about Stern.....

Arthur is a HUGE part of show (in more ways than one). Show wouldn't be same w/o him. Jackie blows big chunks! -- he'd be giant step backwards.

RE: comment on "it wouldn't have happened if he had a moustache" couldn't be more ridiculous!! How silly can you get in such a serious time.

ALL of his problems would just go away if TWO WORDS . . . . SOUL PATCH!

Unfortunately--almost everyone is replaceable (except Howard), but how's 'bout 'friend of the show' JOE ROGAN?

Any fan of the Stern show knows that Artie is on a total path to destruction.

It's very sad to literally listen to this man slowly dying on the air; it's like Anna Nicole, Belushi, Kinison, Farley, etc etc...

Only now we hear it and visit with it daily

To: Artie dead in 6... Yes they are out next week, even more reason to do the cliff hanger for people to dwell on until the show returns. It is all scripted.

To: Mccracken.... Thanks.

F Artie, sad pathetic FK. Good riddance fatboy.

Today was a sad day for the show. We will miss Artie.

Artie will be back, if he isn't he'll have made a HUGE mistake.

Non-entity since he left terrestrial radio? You sound foolish...terrestrial radio is dying, this is why the merger was hindered. 600,000 listeners to 8 million in just 2 years? Come on, you can say you don't like it, but don't waste our time with silly statements that you clearly don't know anything about.

all a stunt to get ratings, Artie will be back and all you losers will tune in to hear the soap opera, Howard represents radio past.

If anyone in a normal work enviroment pulled that shit, the door couldn't hit them in the ass fast enough. I love Artie, but he is out of control. Amsterdam is NOT a good idea!!!

I think Artie is funny, a much better co-host than Jackie, a good caring person, great for the Stern show, and all the other good things you can say. Unfortunately, like some of our other great comedians whose lives ended too soon, Game Over . He clearly knows what his problems are and how to fix them. He has tried re-hab before and it hasn't worked. In Artie's mind, he is so messed up and so far down the rabbit hole, there's no escape. He has lost all hope. When people lose all hope, there's no reason to live (in their mind).

Howard is the ONLY person that Artie respects highly enough to stop and listen to (1-on1, privately, off the air). Howard is probably the only person who can actually help save Artie at this point and intervene. If Howard doesn't somehow stop Artie from getting on that plane to Amsterdam, Artie will come back lying down. I know that's a huge burden/responsibility for Howard. Howard certainly didn't ask for it and it's a $h!tty deal, but task is his nonetheless.

Artie: If by some chance you read this, there is ALWAYS hope. Even if you can't see it yourself, it doesn't mean it isn't there.

Very scary stuff to listen to. And depressing since I seriously doubt ANY employer would let such a person BACK in the building. It's NOT safe.

I really think he would have attempted murder right there on the air.

If he leaves the show, I have only one thing to say to Artie:

WAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

yes, of course, any real employer would either fire, or intervene in an employees admited drug use and abusive behavior. which proves that its all a phony act to get listeners. Howard, you are a dinasour.

Stern should be on the phone to Jackie to get him back. Artie has not added anything interesting to the show lately until this morning. The sleeping episode was a sad goodbye. Artie must be back on heroin again.

Goodbye Artie, try a twelve step. Go see a head doctor.

Correct spelling is "dinosaur."

What made you come to this news item and what is making you interact if you don't listen? Whether it's staged or reality or a combination of both, we find it entertaining. Satellite radio is growing exponentially and is the future of radio, so attempting to call Howard "prehistoric" is just silly.

it's all a buncha crap, none of it's real, fat artie and teddy will be @ the airport later today leaving for amsterdam, acting like nothing's wrong, cuz there IS NOTHING WRONG. it was just a ploy to get out of the studio early for the trip, trust me. Listeners are too gullible, and this is just the kinda crap that keeps stern and the show in the media...the show's on vacation next week (no, they don't deserve ten weeks of vacation a year, but there's nothing any of us subscribers can do about it, except of course, cancel our subscriptions) and when they come back from the week of vacation, they'll ALL be there, trust me...it's JUST a "BIT" for the show, period. Listening to the show for the past couple years on sirius, and seeing the obviously scripted arguments take place, it's more and more evident every day that the show is contrived and scripted more than any listener realizes.

bottom line, anyone who believes that any of that crap that happened this morning on the air is real, you just got punk'd!

OPIE AND ANTHONY FTW

I invented fake on air fights.

Hoo Hoo tell 'em Fred.

you win, I cant spell.
so people who dont listen are not allowed to comment?
actually i come on here to talk to morons like you.
Arties makes a fool of himself and howard and siris rake in millions, that's nice.

O&A PARTY ROCK

RIP Artie.

Artie sucks. Bring on dice.

Artie is the man. All he needs is a good looking woman to take care of him and inspire him to lose weight.

By the way, anyone else love how the Stern show continues to have more real life drama than any "reality" show on tv

Bring in Craig Gass!!

Of course you're allowed to comment, as you clearly are doing.

I'm just saying you sound foolish - they DO make millions of dollars for entertainment's sake. I enjoy the entertainment, despite the fact that I am a licensed architect, a musician, and have an IQ that - statistically - is probably higher than yours.

I personally hate sports, and sports figures make BILLIONS of dollars off of people who enjoy sports. I think that's the most ridiculous waste of time, energy and money there is, but I don't go on sports sites to call people morons.

He'll be back... he's just self destructive. Maybe they can bring back Billy West to replace him in the interim.

Blair Bush should run for president....I'D vote for him! Hell, I'd love to be his campaign manager!

....sounds like we have A LOT in common!

it's all an act... they plan this stuff out to draw people in.. do you think it's a coincidence that this happened on the day before a week long vacation??? they call it a cliff-hanger.

After listening to the play back it is obvious, in my opinion, that Howard caused this. He just couldn't let it go. Teddy wanted to leave the studio and said so numerous times but Howard would not let him leave. Howard just kept it going and going when he should have sensed that this could go wrong in a big way. Howard should learn a lesson from this. There are consequences when a person, especially a powder keg like Artie, is pushed too far. If Artie had of had a gun there would have been some dead people, including himself. Artie needs help quick! Also, I don't believe this was staged, that was real rage coming from Artie.
The greatest actor could not have faked that.

Artie has a full menu of problems so it not hard to imagine him going ballistic. He is frustrated about his life and doesn't need aggravation from Teddy. If it wasn't today's action it would have been something else. Artie is a time bomb but still is a lovable guy. He has a lot of great qualities. He just needs a bit of help to break those destructive patterns before it is too late..

just listened to the whole thing driving to work. pretty crazy and unfortunate.

I really hope subsequent media attention does not drag Artie further down the spiral he's on. In a way I hope he does go to Amsterdam so he's not exposed to the tabloid tv and print articles which will convince him even further he's a "bad person."

Artie is too generous with money and of heart. So, when people act plainly toward him, he feels like he's being victimized. I am familiar with this kind of behavior and it's sad. Artie's too good for his own good.

This is just a sad situation all around. I really hope he doesn't leave. And I can't believe we have to wait over a week to find out! I think I'm gonna hop a plain to Amsterdam to get some resolution!

I feel sad for people commenting it's all FAKE.

I've listened for 15+ years and can say that NOTHING they do like that is FAKE or STAGED. Of course they do bits! But when they are discussing items like this, it's not a BIT and it's obvious when they are doing BITS.

It's the WHOLE point of the Stern show. Honest talk at ALL times. People who doubt this just have difficulty imagining the last 20+ years could have been ON_THE_LEVEL. It would BLOW most people's brains.

I LOVE people who listen for 2 months and just don't understand this. It's always facinated me.

Artie's the GREATEST sidekick in the history of mass media, and it would be a shame to lose him over something trivial like this.

The BEST SOLUTION would be for the Stern Show to go back to afternoons...everybody was content then, and it would be interesting to hear Artie instead of Jokey the Jerkman in that spot!!!

Unless Stern can get Dave Chapelle in that seat, the show will jump the shark if Artie doesn't return:(

Artie besides Howard is the best part about the show! God im gonna miss him dearly. i hope he comes back.

artie said a long time ago, anything that goes good for him he usually destroys and loses... he is in desparate need of help.. he needs an intervention.. this is no joke.... he is out of control with addiction.. he is abusing food, subutex alcohol and god knows what else... this is the kind of guy we hear from families about all the time..... he is near the end.. and could end up dead ..... i believe you all know it... howard can call intervention 911, the do the show on A&E.... tell i911 behavioral health of the palm beaches referred you and talk to a guy named jeff... they will take care of the rest and the whole intervention.. this guy,.... some love some hate... artie has not much time left... .

I doubt that fight was staged. The emotion and anger was too real. Take note of Stern reprimanding Robin (in a serious manner) afterwards. That rarely happens.

To all those morons out there saying this is fake get your heads out of your rears. What has always made Stern unique is that it brutally real. Day in and day out you see their real lives, worries, problems and emotions. Nothing is censored. There are going to be eruptions like this just like in real life. There is nothing "celebrity" about anyone on the show, you see how real people react to real and stressful situation. You dont see that ANYWHERE else out there. Everyone on the show's problems and daily lives are all out there for us to see.

Second most importantly Sirius is a paid subscription service, they dont need to coerce you to listen again when they get back from vacation they already got you! The only people that heard this are those who already pay and listen. That fact makes the accusation completely illogical. They get new listeners mostly by word of mouth, if they pulled scripted bullshit it would work against them not for them. Your making assumptions based on terrestrial radio and broadcast tv, your lack of understanding of this shows your intelligence level.

And lastly, this will all be on Howard TV, unedited and uncensored. Then we can all see how it REALLY went down. Name for me anywhere else where you can find that kind of in your face reality and honesty. No one else puts it out there like that.

Stunt to get ratings?! Since this is Sirius we're talking about, and the Stern show, I suggest you re-think that. Ratings versus whom???

Artie Lange has not been funny for a long, long time. He's just a ridiculous parody of himself. I get so sick of everyone trying to help him with everything like he can't even function without them. Geez - wish I could sleep on the job. What a waste of space. can he go 30 minutes without either:

a) Talking about assaulting someone or wanting to.
b) Calling someone a fag or wishing AIDS upon them like a juvenile moron.
c) Mentioning having been a longshoreman or in construction - who gives a f*ck...I was a commercial fisherman in the North Atlantic for years, but noone cares and it is not relevant to most conversations I have, dumba**.
d) Talking about heroin or blow.
e) Offering 10 grand to bang any and every half-decent looking girl who enters the studio.
f) Using the word "broad".
g) Hating someone or something on the show that FEEDS him.

Gilbert and Takei full-time, NOW. Gilbert is a complete riot and we all know he's not going to assault anyone.

I think Teddy should go and teabag Artie's mom and sister. And they should bring in that little redhead shit FitzSimmons. He's the cat's pajamas.

We need the audio.... it is almost a sure thing that this is a ruse to keep listeners all peaked while they take a not so rare vacation.

Pleazzze. This stuff is not fake and I love love love Howard Stern. I have listened for 20 years and will for many more with or without Artie.

Artie has always wanted to be in the "John Belushi" club. If he could have scripted his own life the last page would read, "Artie Lange died in Amsterdam of a heroine overdose days after leaving the show he loved."
We'll see if he is weak and takes the easy way out or if he still has hope in his heart.

hey im tryin to catch this on the replay. when did it happen? im listening to the ivan reitman or whoever interview. help!

what the hell? Howard just said "today is April 7th"...why the hell aren't they replaying today's show?

re: all disbelievers

Gary just said on the wrapup show that :

"I swear on the life of my children that it's NOT a bit".

Gary is a proud father and would NEVER say such a thing if it weren't true.

If you even doubt THIS "swear", you're just a disbeliever of everything.

Perhaps you need mental counseling since your disbelief likely taints everything in your life. One of those "I don't believe stuff 'cause I read the blogs and I'm cool' types?'

Can't WAIT to see it on Howard TV!

I can't believe that! I just caught the last part on Howard 101 but now Howard 100 isn't replaying todays show thats sucks!!! I love Artie but he needs to grow up.

damn you Sirius! why can't I hear today's show on the replay. . . One of the best shows ever and they are keeping it from their fans. SIRIUS BLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does anyone have the phone number for the show, I would love to call to find out why they aren't replaying today's show. I'm at work and can't get to their number... it's driving me crazy!!!!!!!!

Oh no! Not the baby gorilla!

why is stern replay not being played on howard 100???? They're replaying monday's show.

What are they playing on Howard 101 right now?

Aww, I hope he comes back. I'm gonna miss the hell out of him. He's adorable

Wake up folks...they are on vacation next week. Just like a cliffhanger show.

Check out saveartie.com and let artie know what you really think.

saveartie.com

Friends,

Artie is my friend and I'll be there to help him get off the drugs. He forgave me for having sex with his sister and his mother. I love that guy.

Bob

WHY AREN'T THEY REPLAYING THE SHOW? I MISSED IT THIS MORNING - HOW CAN I HEAR IT? THIS IS RIDICULOUS

Artie has lost all face. His career is over. No one likes a hot headed bully.

WhAHHHH Artie! You Baby! Go die on the street like the coked out herione Bum you are! F Artie from Seattle!

Artie we love you man, hopefully he comes back

This show is over if Artie leaves. He is the only male on this show these days. With Howard's constant talk of Dancing With the Stars, Baba Booey's talk of American Idol and Robin's Girls Night Out stuff, Artie really is the only man left on the show. If he leaves I may let my Sirius subscription run out. The show is totally lame without Art.

Artie needs to grow up. He has a Plum of a gig but cannot seem to get it together. I LUV Artie and would hate to see him go but he's obviously unhappy and life is too short...

All us Stern fans and subscribers of Sirius should DEMAND they replay today's show. It's not fair that some of us commute to work and can't hear every second, therefore the replays are CRUCIAL. This is unacceptable. Love ya Artie!

1-888-927-7465 - Call and complain that they are not replaying the show !

Best show in a while, to bad it was on Arties account.

You assholes that want Jackie back must be out of your flippen minds. Jackie was the most annoying buttface.

Artie at least has something interesting to offer to the show.

I think Howard is done after his contract is up..... The show is draining him. To bad.:(

I think this is horrible. I love Artie and this is all so, so sad. I just don't know how they can recover from this.

Yeah... what's the deal with No Replay?????

I can't stand Jackie....Artie is amazing...Jackie is obnoxious.

Artie would make a good regular on the Opie and Anthony show.

It's scripted like everything else on the Stern show.

Funny how this happens on a Thursday before a vacation week.

The stupid Stern fans fall for this everytime.

How stupid are you people. This is the oldest radio trick in the book. They pretend to have a huge conflict before they are about to go on vacation to create publicity for the show when they get back. Howard has lost all of his popularity so he has to resort to this crap. Open you eyes people.

It was on again on 101....west coast feed...

if it's scripted then explain the NO REPLAY. this show will never see the light of day again - not even on Howard TV!

No replay?!? Ugh....

F Jackie

We love you Artie!

Howard invented walking off of the show... Hoo Hoo tell 'em Fred

It's a fucking bit you zombies and a hack bit at that... get over yourselves.
Ol' Artie "bloated toad neck" Lange will be back come Monday.

To all the creeps (High Pitch Fairy Mike) above that have written mean things about Artie's departure. Howard brought it all on and it kicked him in the face.

Artie was fine before and he will be fine now. BUT the Stern Show will suffer because it is not the same funny show for years and Artie gave it that boost.

Love ya DePace! Keep punching.

Although it would be painful to listen to again, i agree that they should replay todays show. It is what makes the stern show what it is. Stern is the innovator of reality entertainment and what he has on his hands is just that.

To all the creeps (High Pitch Fairy Mike) above that have written mean things about Artie's departure. Howard brought it all on and it kicked him in the face.

Artie was fine before and he will be fine now. BUT the Stern Show will suffer because it is not the same funny show for years and Artie gave it that boost.

Love ya DePace! Keep punching.

Bring back Jackie??? Good God NO!

A sad day on the show...as far as I'm concerned it's been the "Artie Lange Show" for the past couple of years!

Save Artie! Visit HowardSternTshirts dot com!

Ya WTF why aren't they replaying the show? Isn't that one of the perks of being on satellite? So we get to hear what we missed. Such BS..

Nonsense that they arent replaying it. Does the wrap up show play on 101? I also agree that it is a bit fishy that Artie got into a fight with Sal the day before their last week off but this seems like the real deal. I mean Teddy and Artie crying and as someone said earlier Howard had to settle Robin down.
And i'm listening on 101 and they all seem miserable and drained.

It is too bad and obvious that Artie does not want to be a part of the show anymore. He has purposely sabotaged his health, and has gone too far and is too weak to correct it. Listening to him talk reminds me of Mr Creosol from the Monty Python Movie the Meaning of Life. I am almost positive that he is heading for the same ending. It is too bad, he is so likeable and funny.

Eric and Jeff are obviously part of the Oral and Anal Army. It wasn't scripted. You could hear the tension in Artie this whole week.

Andrew nailed it...Artie and FRED too are the only males left on the show. The show will be nothing without Artie.

Oral and Anal will still be nothing.

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Bring back Billy West

they are playing 4/7 show on H 100... i guess to replay... they are playing the news... and they did play the fight on 101... cause a west coast listener called in to the wrap up show and told us...

I purchase satellite for this reason and if they do not replay the show then I'm going to cancel. The whole fiasco was due to Howard and being pompous. The show will never be the same if Artie departs. No one could take his place, and have the same result. Howard should go after Artie like he did with robin in the old days. He needs to be a stand up guy!!

I'm so sad.

I hope Artie comes back.

Who do you think made the call to not air a replay? Howard or Sirius? I wonder if it is for legal reasons. Any other reason is a slap in the face to us subscribers. I am bummed because I hate artie and have waited for this day for a long time.

All you people saying “it won’t be the same without Artie” have shallow memories…I heard the same thing when Billy West, Jackie, Casey Armstrong, etc left. Get real, showbiz goes on…end of story.

I'm on my back crying and praying to St. Anthony for you, Artie!

They ARE NOT replaying the show, so for all of you people that thought this was staged you can go crawl back in your hole.

A LOT of stuff came out in that little episode. Not only did we see the real Artie, the one Daner knows. We also got to hear how Artie feels Howard "doesn't know him" WHAAA!

I think Artie still does Herion, but if the slight chance he is not he may be acting this way because he is afraid he'll slip up. But with Artie, and all his snide comments about doing drugs, 'It's The Herion Talking'.

"Artie Lange" is now #1 on google trends

yeah, nobody listens to stern anymore

o&a fags, zero point zero

I think its ridiculous that they aren't replaying today's show.

Just another reason why I'm thinking of canceling. They take too many vacations. It takes too many days until they air the shows on Howard TV and now today... they aren't REPLAYING the show.

And I'm paying for this sort of service?????????????

I'm sue Ba Ba Boey made the call...I hear the price is right loser music now!

Artie can not leave... if so I will subscribe to his show... he is why I listen.

Anyone who's seen 2 mins of Beer League would know this was no act!!!

Bring on Greg Fitzsimmons!

F Jackie......... Artie rules!

I think Artie was looking for an excuse not to go to Amsterdam. He knows he wouldn't be able to handle the pressure of the freedom to be able to use drugs legally over there and fears that he will slip back into using heroin again (if he isn't already using!). He's probably had pressure (off air) from his family about going, as they probably fear the same thing and therefore misdirected his anger about the situation by taking it out on Teddy today. Now as usual (common with most addicts) Artie uses 'smoke screens' to hide and avoid the true problems....he's a depressed adict who never got over the death of his father and needs serious help.

Sad but true, Artie needs timeoff from the show (6 months - 1 year) which is something that should have happened long before it reached this point. The only problem is how do you now bring him back without people saying there's a double standard, knowing perfectly well that if Sal or Benjy did less than what Artie has done they would be off the show immediately? Hmmmm

Love you Artie (I agree with High Pitch Mike....you have the best one-liners on the show and I hope somehow this can all be worked out.....Maybe do the show from home on the ISDN line!!)

I'm sure Ba Ba Boey made the call...I hear the price is right loser music now!

Anyway, Artie did call Teddy a white collar criminal because he is stealing from Artie's corporation. He also called him a theif a bunch of times which amounts to slander if it isn't true.

Bring back Chappelle!

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Artie is the greatest...but you must know that at this moment, Gary Dell'Abate is sitting in a meeting with SIRIUS lawyers and HR and they are agreeing that there is no guarantee that Artie won't throw a coffee mug at the head of some guest or employee some day. They have Artie's behavior on video tape and SIRIUS could not defend itself in a lawsuit if someone were ever injured in the SIRIUS building by Artie Lange. The company is liable and would pay enormously....not to mention the bad PR.

http://www.lezident.com

Yeah, I said LEZIDENT. You wanna do something about it?

artie is a no talent hack

bring back jackie and make the show GREAT again

artie is a big fat jerk bully pig. fire his ass howard

are o&a even on anymore? they came back on the cbs network, and the ratings tanked. do they even have any of howards old markets anymore?

I really feel bad for Artie. He has been spiraling out of control for so long now. I would be surprised if he's not using. His behavior is just too crazy, from falling asleep during the show to his violent outbursts (both of which make for good airplay though). I missed how the argument began with Teddy. I understand they were having a disagreement in the hall and Howard brought them into the studio. I'm really bummed they aren't doing a replay, but I understand that there may be legal reasons for pulling it from the air.

I saw Artie in Philly on new years eve and he was a wreck! He got wasted and almost fell off the stage while signing autographs at the end of the show. Hopefully someone can help him before it's too late!

at least they're replaying the wrap-up show on 101.

Artie is funny with the ad libbing, just shooting the sh*t. But Jackie was a better writer. The bits were much funnier. And plus, I love the Jackie impressions.

F-Jackie, but bring back the Jackie Puppet!

Forget Artie, Jackie, and Dice (are you kidding he hasn't been funny, like ever). Get DOUG STANHOPE

Who's Howard Stern?

o&who? last i saw, the z morning zoo was killing them in the ratings.

They arent replaying this mornings show. Instead they are playing Mondays show.

I think this is a prank. It's sounds stupid, I know, but this thing feels staged to me. With the upcoming break this whole thing makes for the best ratings (there are no ratings) on that first Monday back.

Maybe I think this because I am on the west coast and haven't heard the damn show. The wrap-up show is good but I really hope they play today's show later this afternoon.

Who's Hi Pitch?

Artie has to go! You can't have that sort of stuff in the workplace.

NOW... BRING BACK THE JOKEMAN!

The show has not had the same "edgy" feel since Jackie left... with the exception of the one day Jackie came back as a guest!

Bye-bye Artie!

WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!


WE NEED YOUR HELP TO SAVE ARTIE!

O & A fans, are you calling this a stunt because those two dopes trued something similar three times last month, but no one in the media noticed or gave a shit?

Fake! He threw a CD at Sal on a thur b/f vaca. Same thing this time, it's a cliffhanger. Howard and staff are professionals, they know how to get ratings. Comments???

Opie and Anthony are leaving FM radio due to their miserable failure to capture even 1/2 of the ratings Howard Stern was getting. Listen to XM radio if you want to hear them. (At least for now, till the merger goes thru)

I recorded some of the fireworks, about 20 minutes, I'll put it on
You Tube!

-Jerry

Artie has been on a self-destruct routine for some time now. I truly hope and pray that this does not lead him back into the icy embrace of heroin. Pleas Artie: commit to Dana, eat balancedmeals and get a work ethic, bro. We want you to be prosperous and healthy. More commentary on the bust-up here:

http://ronmwangaguhunga.blogspot.com/2008/04/artie-lange-quits-stern-show-above-one.html

he and teddy are probably having makeup sex right now

how do you put audio on youtube?

i try to upload an mp3 and it says file not valid.

You people threatening to cancel your Sirius subscription if they don't replay the show are full of it. You love this drama and can't wait to see what will happen when they return from vacation.

WAAAH! They won't replay the show so I'm canceling! Yeah, right.

I have only listened since the move to serious, and I really could take or leave Artie. But I do hope he is/will be ok.

I love the show, but I must say Howard is completely transparent in his denial that he lit this fire. Of course, everyone is responsible for their own actions, but this self-admitted 'enjoyment' of conflict as bit him firmly on his ass.

Hearing Robin's reaction it is clear: 1-this was real, and 2-she had to put on the brakes in suggesting Howard made a mistake when he told her to quiet/calm down or whatever it was. He can deflect like no other, and in his position, no one - including Robin can call him on it.

I love the show, and he is the best. It doesn't happen often, but when he has to talk himself out of a corner, it is in my opinion easy to see. He did it today.

So, it will at least be interesting on the 21st. For what its worth, I'd like to see Gottfried, Takei (pipe dream), or someone like Fitzsimmons. Dice Clay would give me a migraine until I could find out how far I could throw my Sirius receiver.

I have only listened since the move to serious, and I really could take or leave Artie. But I do hope he is/will be ok.

I love the show, but I must say Howard is completely transparent in his denial that he lit this fire. Of course, everyone is responsible for their own actions, but this self-admitted 'enjoyment' of conflict as bit him firmly on his ass.

Hearing Robin's reaction it is clear: 1-this was real, and 2-she had to put on the brakes in suggesting Howard made a mistake when he told her to quiet/calm down or whatever it was. He can deflect like no other, and in his position, no one - including Robin can call him on it.

I love the show, and he is the best. It doesn't happen often, but when he has to talk himself out of a corner, it is in my opinion easy to see. He did it today.

So, it will at least be interesting on the 21st. For what its worth, I'd like to see Gottfried, Takei (pipe dream), or someone like Fitzsimmons. Dice Clay would give me a migraine until I could find out how far I could throw my Sirius receiver.

Artie, you should have clocked Teddy. For Teddy to Think he deserves a percentage of your salary, he is far from reality. As for Stern, he is the biggest Instigator, always stoking the fire. You should have left him a long time ago. You make the show, as everyone knows, except those who are up Sterns butt. Even Robin thought Stern was out of line. He stoked you on your weight and drug use. If he was such a "BRO" he would have put you ahead of his show, and cared more about his "BRO" than ratings.

Shame on you Howard Stern...you let that argument between Artie & Teddy happen. You could of & should of stopped it before it escalated….If Artie holds his end of the bargain & does not return...YOU are the sole person to blame & no one else……Plus you censor the show by NOT replaying the show @ NOON? Shame on you twice!..... Howard, you've lost the oversight to see what could happen for the sake of what you think is good for the show & not for others (you basically don’t know when to stop the bleeding)……I hate to say it...but when your contract is up, do us, the Fans & the show a favor & retire……The show has now officially "Jumped the Shark" with the much too early loss of Artie Lange……We'll miss him.

Is the Stern show even on the air?? Absolute garbage

The replay is NOT the Artie attacks Ted show. They are playing mondays show. Are they trying to never air this show again???

Artie can be very funny but he becomes evil on a dime. His mental problems have flared up before. This is the third person he has attacked verbally and 2nd time he threw something like a baby. His childishness, self destructive nature and lack of interest in getting better made this inevitable. I'd love for them to get a new comedian in his place. I HATE that the show is on vacation next week. Perhaps the Howard 100 news will report updates.

sternfannetwork is down, no replay... i don't get what's going on.

i'm done with the show if artie leaves..done deal pal.

The replay is not today's show. This shows the seriousness of the problem. They do not wish to further embarass or inflame Artie, it serves no purpose to do so.
This has never been done by Howard before.
This show will most likely never be replayed.

I recorded it and will edit it today. If they are trying to censor this, I'm gone as a subscriber.

What a shame. Artie is too good to leave, but......too hostile. He'll have to leave.

Artie has progressed from a mediocre comedian to a pardoy of himself. He is NOT an everyday Joe. He is a low-rent, classless, talentless, boring, obese waste of time and money. His movies are embarrassingly bad. I'm not going to say I never laugh at him - I do! But there are so many people who could fill his seat WITHOUT the gay bashing, incorrect grammar, and repetitive stories.

Bye bye, jackass, and good riddance.

Sorry, PARODY, not pardoy...

I believe that Artie does have some underlying depression as many of you probably have already figured out. His rage is just another manifestation of his depression. He really needs to seek therapy and get on some SSRI's to cope with things.
Also, I think Howard contributed to Artie's demise, if only a little.

Lets F some whores!!!!!!

Artie come back!!!!!

Artie is a comic and they are dark people by nature. having been int he comedy business for only 3 years I am amazed that some fo the funniest people are also some of the most unbalanced. That said Artie also has a big heart. You can tell that if you're a regular listener.

I hope he comes back. He's an asset to the show and I truly love him.

Hope Howard makes this work out.

Dude, if anyone can't see through this crap they don't understand this show. Practically evening everything they do is scripted. All this attention is exactly what they want. Stern always got higher ratings when he was in the middle of an argument with one of his cast or a guest.

Perfect timing, an argument pops up right before their weekend begins? oooooooh! Cliffhanger! Will Artie return? Will Howard let him leave? Will teddy die in Amsterdam? Stay tuned.

I love this show, but if you can't see through the scripting you're an idiot.

if you listen to it and own it's SIRIUS

See, that's the other thing - I don't think he really DOES have a big heart. Hear me out - almost everything he does is driven by GUILT. He feels guilty, so gives people money, he feels guilty for his success so he gives and gives to people.

He knows he hit the jackpot when he landed a regular seat on the show, and he knows he makes too much money now and that there are MANY comedians much funnier than he.

He's homophobic, angry, childish, whiny, and ignorant. So long, fat man...

Oh, and as far as scripting goes, I'm sorry, Robin can't act, and if you've seen Rescue Me or anything else he's done, Artie can't act, either. I'm not saying things aren't ever scripted, and hell, maybe Artie intended to get into a fight to leave early, but this isn't these guys following a script. They just don't act that well.

I will be very sad to see Art go. The show always seems to lack something when he is not there. I just hope all is well with the big guy. I also have battled with drug addiction and it is a life long fight. I just hope we are are over reacting and he is back in the studio on the 21st of april.

Artie Rocks

The replay has been pulled b/c Howard took the tape home with him so he can listen to it and review it to determine what needs to result from it.

I love Artie... I've been one of his greatest fan ever since..

http://www.artie-lange.com/

F Artie! F Jackie! F the rotting skull of Timmy!

Artie's too full of himself. He would be unloading ships if it wasn;t for this show. Good bye fatso!!

I dont see how ratings could be a factor at all....they really dont give much of a crap about that since they left FM radio. If you own a Sirius radio, thats all they care about anymore.

As far as Artie goes, I dont think this was scripted. If you listen daily, you can see how his life is spiraling out of control. The constant sick days...falling asleep during the show.....300 freakin pounds!!! The dude has major problems and it was going to come to something like this eventually.

This wasn't his first time blowing up on the air.

As a long time listener I enjoyed Artie for the first few years. But after awhile it gets old hearing him interrupting everyone with stories about himself. I think this will be good for the show, just as when Jackie left...it's time for a change.

I've got the video of Artie on my blog http://AllMyNonsense.com.

I think I've had my fill of Artie. He's been funny on the show but I wouldn't be sad if he didn't return. I'd like to see George Takai take over.

I hate being censored....I thought that was the reason we all came to Sirius......Now What!!

Artie does what Artie wants to do.
We love you
boogie on
The show will go on with whatever you choose to do!

Your an Fing moron if you think the show is scripted and this was setup. If they set this up the audio would have been better and Robyn would not have sounded like such a moron flipping out. No one on that show is a good enough actor to play out the fight that was on the show today. I heard it live and then again on 101 and it was insane. Way beyond anything that could possibly have been planned.
I hope Artie comes back.
Jackie sucks and is not funny at all. I would prefer Riley over Jackie. Even his hour show blows worse than the Gay channel.

all my nonsense - I believe that video you posted on your blog is from last years blow-up.

nothing was censored

i heard it live on howard-100 and again on the west coast feed on howard-101

1. Howard calls Artie "Bro" Artie almost quits...
2. Artie Throws CD at Sal, Artie almost quits...
3. Artie fights with Teddy, Artie almost quits...

All on Thursdays before a vacation, it was staged for ratings, I guarantee it.

1. Howard calls Artie "Bro" Artie almost quits...
2. Artie Throws CD at Sal, Artie almost quits...
3. Artie fights with Teddy, Artie almost quits...

All on Thursdays before a vacation, it was staged for ratings, I guarantee it.

This whole thing with Artie and Teddy is ridiculous. Teddy only talks to Artie that way because Artie lets him. Artie was being an ass to Teddy telling people how much Teddy made last year... Granted, Teddy said he was going to do the same thing, but he didn't do it... Artie says "Don't push me, or I am going to admit your salary" and then in the next breath, admits what Teddy made. Then Artie lends Teddy money knowing that he will never pay Artie back... That is Artie's fault. And when Artie sits there and attacks Teddy because he was just hurt by Artie telling him that he is a loser and that anyone can do the assistant job is just crazy. Teddy was basically stating that anyone else would have quit within a week, and next thing you know: Artie is jumping over people trying to hurt Teddy.

I love listening to Artie and I am pissed when he calls in sick but he has a terrible temper that he really needs to work on. No matter what people think about Teddy, no one should have to be worried about getting hit by someone while they are working, or defending themselves. I think Howard needs to really put his foot down. They laid off 8 people in my dept at work for taking sick days last year that they were entitled to! Artie doesn't realize that without the Stern Show, he is nothing and I know that it will only be a matter of time before he kills himself.

If Artie goes to Amsterdam, he will relapse and start up his relationship with his only love - Heroine. Be on a look out for that.

But I do think that the Stern Show are basically being cop-outs today by not replaying the show. When Artie hit Sal with the CD, they replayed that show at least 4 times, but when he "almost" hits Teddy and quits, they are going to skip the day.

Luckily, I was able to also hear the West Coast feed around 11am and I actually left it as a message on my boyfriend's work phone so he would be able to hear since he missed it.

Robin was on the 100 news brief, and you can just hear how pissed she is about the situation. After the incident, she told Howard to send Artie home. She did not want anything to do with him and I agree with her 100%.

What a terrible time for them to go on vacation!

P.S. For those who don't seem to realize how popular Stern still is... since he has left terrestrial radio, he has gained more than 8 million listeners, who (and do the math) pay $12 a month to listen to him. How many people are paying $12 to listen to you!

WHAT RATINGS?!?!?? Stop talking about ratings! It's Satellite, people either pay for Sirius or they don't! It's most certainly not scripted line for line, which means you naysayers are following some sort of outline - TALENTED actors couldn't improvise that scene that well, and Artie and Robin CAN'T ACT!

Waaah!

Artie is a big old baby that has to be coddled like a small child. Goodbye Artie now lets get a real comedian in there.

i missed "THE ARTIE INCIDENT" this morning,and I'm disapointed they're not replaying the show. But, after listening to the wrap up show I feel that Howard threw Artie under the bus. Artie is the Talent part of the show. Teddy is an assistant who should never be involved in on-air things. Howard is and has been completely "yesterdays news". He's not at all relevant anymore.His shows are so boring now. He lost his edge before he ever made the switch to satallite, but now maybe because of the 500 million paycheck or just age catching up to him, he needs Artie to give him countless material and topics to discuss on air. Whether you like him or not Artie is the heartbeat of the show.
I didn't get Sirius to hear Howard,I got it for Elvis 13. But I'll stop listening to Howard's show if Artie leaves.

Greg Fitzsimmons!!

Artie's two biggest talents,

1. Falling asleep

2, Arguing with people who don't have the skills to retaliate.

He's a hack and a bore, i hope this is real and i hope he's done with the show.

You forgot eating!!!

If Teddy really liked Artie he would stop using and quit.

F TEDDY! F TEDDY!

To read more about this incident and to voice your opinion, go to www.artielangeisdead.com.

Here is the audio at:

http://savebabygorilla.com/2008/04/10/the-day-the-laughter-died/

Its unreal Artie is unglued!!! ENJOY EVERYONE, THE BABY GORILLA HAS ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO....

Artie was becoming fat and boring. It was as if we was going out of his way to sound like a drunk, slurring slob. Howard was way too tolerant with the guy. This move will hopefully sober him up...or it will kill him.

There's a BABY GORILLA on the loose in the tri-state area, and he's very angry. !

I suspect Artie is knee deep in a pile of heroin and booze by now.

It's kind of sad, but you could sort of see it coming.

April.. stop posting.. you're an idiot.

Artie Lange, popular sidekick to radio shock jock Howard Stern was found dead in his hotel room at 3:15 EST. My condolences to the Lange family.

listen to it..rather

Artie just needs to chill. I want to believe he will be back.

I have Howard TV and seldom watch it. They better show today's episode or I'm cancelling it. It's this kind of stuff I want to see....reality television at it's best. If Howard has it pulled, then I guess he doesn't deserve the accolades Mike Walker gave him today...!!

No doubt, Artie is a hack of a comedian. I vote for George Takai to take over. Or how about the kid that won the man-boobs contest a few weeks ago? He was hilarious. Howard did say, "You should be on the show everyday."

Arties's out of control and he's a bully. He's either on drugs or going to withdrawal.

Mmmmmm Pot Doughnuts!

Artie,
Please get checked in somewhere, get some help and get well. It feels really weird worrying about someone I've never met but I worry about you all the time. I'm rooting for you.

if you guys heard it man...he was crying when he left. That dude is really hurting right now. Rather than talking that crap out on the air they should really get on the phone with his sister and have her check in on him. Is he suicidal? no....but he is going to feel like very bad coming down.

Artie feels like he is responsible for this guy otherwise he would've fired him before but Howard told him the truth..you should have just sat him down and fired him. But you felt guilty then resented it and it built up. I have never liked it when they out people's fights on the air...it just escalates it...and this time it....like AJ Beltzer went too far. You have to have a certain temperment to take that level of busting ... especially when it is real stuff. He's pissed because he is basically paying this cat $40k and he's still messing stuff up...it's like he's stealing from him. And these guys are going to Amsterdam tonite? Wow...this mess could go crazy really quickly. I give props to Howard for not replaying that. After the west coast feed they went to an 8/7 show. For all of the show's crap that actually was the classy thing to do..also there's not show recap on howardstern.com. Whatever happens...they are taking it seriously and by not playing it over and over and goofing on it they are giving artie a means to come back if he gets his head together.

They should have played the reply, thank God savebabygorilla.com posted it. Artie is out of control and would have been fired at any other jog!!!


Days like today make me miss Billy West and Jackie.

Yes, for a few minutes, it was really entertaining to hear Artie and Teddy fight. But it wasn't even a fight, just Artie being a bully again. If Teddy is stealing from him, then Artie should fire him, not say, "If I fire him, he's screwed."

But the rest of the show was just wasted, and the Superfan Round Table, etc., will be just a bunch of moron caller who can't get through to the regular HS show, talking about it over and over and over.

Bring back Jackie and Billy!

Been listening to HS since 1982.
SHow was best late 80s to late 90s.
Since Artie joined, it has gone downhill.
Reason to still listen to show: news; Mastertape Theater; Stern Spotlights
I was tempted to cancel subscription because of Artie but hopefully now I won't have to.
Get ready for "Win Artie's Job" - it will be great!

Everyone seems to blame Stern and his staff for Artie's problems. Artie has to be responsible for himself. Only Artie can help Artie. Actually, I think the only reason Artie is still alive is because of the Stern show, which gave him a little structure. Unfortunately, if he leaves the show, I think the baby gorilla will die soon. To bad, hes a good alpha male counter balance when Howard starts in on his gay activities.

there are several people related to the show that would fill the chair much better than artie has since they have gotten to sirius. so much for anything goes stern, who has blocked the show from re-airing. artie stopped being funny a long time ago, and he is far from the every man he claims to be. the every man doesn't work 4 days a week. the every man doesn't miss work like artie does, and the every man isn't a little baby like artie. WAH i am rich and can't handle it WAH my assistant isn't babying me like everyone else WAH my stand up couldn't pass in the real center of comedy, boston WAH

To ex-listener, what is your deal? Obviously by you making these statements that you are or work for testicle radio and clearly on here to sway us that your right so that somehow we would agree with you and go back to an archaic media format?

Is that what your trying to do? Just to let you know and I think I can speak for all satellite subscribers don't lick testicle radio anymore.

So keep licking them you F'ing shill.

FIRE!... We'll Miss you, you baby Gorilla.


Artie needs help. He has serious anger problems not to mention his numerous addictions. I really like Artie on the show but he really needs to talk to a Doc and get his life straightened out. It will be interesting to hear what happened when they get back from vacation.

No replay on Sirius but you can listen to it on You Tube. Just search 'Artie Lange quits'.

I hope Artie is back next week. I really think that once he has a few days to calm down and think this situation through, he will be back. I heard Gary mention on during the Wrap Up Show that he thinks Artie may just use this as his out from the show because he could never just tell Howard he is leaving. I think its a great point, but I hope Gary is wrong.

Regardless of what Artie does or doesn't want, it all comes down to Howard's decision. Howard needs to keep the show fun, but he must keep the environment safe. And, if Artie can't control his anger better than he did today, it might just be time to say goodbye.

Geoff

I listen to the Stern Show here in the uk and have done for the last two years. Artie is a very important part of the show and I, for one, would miss him greatly if he left for good. The days that he's "out" sick simply aren't as good and that's a fact.

Get better Artie.

You're loved here in the uk. By me anyway.

If Artie wants to come back to the show he should be required to: apologize to the show staff (including Teddy and Howard), Siruis, and to the fans along with agreeing to complete an anger management course before he can ever return. It is unacceptable to have violence or threat of violence in the workplace. I love Artie and think he brings a lot to the show, but if he can't get it together what good is he?

As a condition to Artie's return to the show, he must take time off to get professional help for his many personal problems: weight reduction and anger management being two that immediately come to mind. Artie is the most popular member of the Stern show for a good reason. His many fans love him. But he's destroying himself and taking his anger out on others. That's not good for Artie, the show, or anyone who cares about him. Artie should choose to either get help and return to the show, or leave the show and destroy himself in private. I hope he picks the first choice.

This is such a joke. Artie blows up just before their week off....YEAH RIGHT... This is just another stunt from the "As the Howard Turns" soap opera!..... Artie is turning into such a prick..... He as disrespected EVERYONE lately.... Maybe he sits to close to that jerk Robin... Maybe he caught this from her!

Arties' frustration with Sal,Mike, Jeff and Teddy comes down to the fact he gives these guys to much time and generosity and they just crap on him .I hope Teddy is out of a job.
I think it would be good for Artie to leave .Howard lets these guys crap on him,but the show will suck without Artie.

Artie just need a haircut...then everything will be fine

Who cares if artie is gone.. I used to think he was one of the best people on the show, but he has become such a parody of himself that he is simply not funny... He is so rude and judgemental towards EVERYONE and if you question him, he will attack you ... I have listened to the show EVERY day for three years and he has definitly changed.. .From being a heroin addict to abusing the subutex (and any other pill he can get his hand on), I do not think he will make it much longer...
I was really shocked by how angry he gets at people that come back on him.. .High pitch Mike might have said some stuff, but Artie wanted to KILL HIM and wished AIDS on him... Then he almost kills SAL, what a trip... I also love how he judges J.D. on being a loser and Artie has not been laid (without paying a hooker) in years.
Let his BABY ass go and replace him with that comedian with the gap in his teeth that is on the "best week ever:

I am a HUGE fan, and have listened to every minute of every show since 1996...no exxageration. In that time, every member of that show feels like family to me...even Artie.

That said....

Artie is no longer a good addition to the show, he constantly talks over everyone with the same boring stories, discussions of overeating, gambling, and just boring artie crap...its sooo old.

I for one now love the days when hes gone....I love it when its just Howard, Robin and Fred....

Artie is so full of himself now, become a big bully, and his regular guy routine is a total put-on.

Basically, Hi-Pitch Mike is right....he's no good for the show, and stuff like falling asleep is disrespectful...period. Its embarassing to see someone fall apart like this. Like Gary said, he wanted to quit and chose this way to do it. I think its very obvious that he's still on drugs, btw.

He has deep, deep issues...I can only imagine the things that Dana saw....but thats what I thought of when Artie started screaming for Teddy to shut up, he sounded like a wild animal as he screamed....I think that was the real Artie....frightening, illogical, pathetic, and self-defeating.

I hope and pray he will seek help, but theres no reason to expect that he will. In the prime of his existence, he has continioulsy torn himself down...now on the downward spiral, I see no reason to expect a miracle rebound....do you?

Good people die all the time...they dont get help, they sink and sink and just eventually slip away one day.

Deep down, Howard and crew know that, and sadly, that's what youre seeing here. Artie fell hard today...he was not even in his right mind...He needs to be in Bellview for observation, IMO...

His best hope now is to pull a Dave Chapelle and just bail out for a few months. If he doesn't, we may very well be reading about him dead in a few months. From what I can tell, he's suicidal...

f artie he dosent pay my rent what do u losers think of that.

Strange, Artie's career dies on the same day that Sam kinison died.

Scripted? Sure... to an extent. If you really think everything going on is formulaic then why listen at all? You might as well tune into one of the myriad of awful reality shows on the air right now. I think Artie's blow ups are as genuine as JD's dislike of Jared. He might have been exaggerating a little bit for effect, but Artie is a seriously f'd up guy who, in my opinion, will be sorely missed if his threat of resignation comes to fruition.

Forget about Jackie coming back thats just not going to happen! and Bill West is making way too much money doing voice over...

Not replaying the show is BullSh*t thats why I subcribe.

Is it me or did Artie fall asleep every Wednesday?

BRING ON GILBERT GOTTFRIED!

To all those who say that this was a bit for the air - if it was, then why didn't they replay the show? I'll tell you why - they didn't replay it 'cuz it WASN'T a bit!!! If it was all staged, and there no real emotions there, they'd be playing it right now!

As for Artie, I really hope he doesn't throw all this away and leave the show for good. What he should do is this: go enter a 90-day rehab program, clear his head, get off whatever he might on, and just get healthy. It sucks to see someone that has so much think so little of himself, and squander the opportunity he's been given in life.

Artie talks often on the show about his late quadreplegic father, who essentially had nothing and was dealt a pretty s#!tty hand in life. If that were my father, I'd use that every day to remember where the hell it is my family came from, and revel in this "dream job", as Artie calls it. But's here's the deal on that: it's NOT a dream job - it's a reality. It's a reality that he's a FOOL for letting slip away if he doesn't come back after their vacation.

Artie, if for some reason you read this, let me say that I know from whence you came: I overcame lonliness, desperation and drugs over 8 years ago, and now I have a family and life that I'm proud of. And I did it WITHOUT all your money or personal assisstant! Suck it up, big guy, and get some help...

Everyone who is a Sirius subscriber because of the Stern show should demand they put the replay of Artie leaving or threaten to cancel their subscription!!!!

I'm glad O&A doesn't suck like Howie. Stupid stuff like this wouldn't be tolerated over there.

Oh, yeah, right. This just so happens as they're all going on vacation today through next week. What are the two words to describe this? Publicity Stunt!

As much as it sucks, they didnt re-play the show because it probably would have been too much for Artie. We all love the Stern show, & we love the drama that goes on, but this is someone's life.....for real. So, it was probably better for him that they did'nt. And, it shows that Howaed reconizes how serious this was, & out of respect, did'nt let it air again. I for one would have thought he was a piece of shit had he did re-play it. Get better Art.....We love ya....

It's called a RADIO BIT folks! It's fake! And shame on Newsday for thinking otherwise!

To those O&A fans.....your not smart enough to listen to Howard. Hence, your O&A fans.... nough said.

they always do a major bit like this before vacation

Artie OUT

Forget about Jackie....bring Billy West back!!!!!!!

Hack hack hack radio that is all stern is now his whole show is crap he sux robin sux everyone on that whole show sux if you old lame fans want something funny get yourself xm turn it to 202 and spread the virus opie and anthony will have you laughing all day its funny original and and the best radio out there get off the air howard you stink

artie has to go. self-distruct some where else.to bad your popularity will end.he wants to leave any way.Its time to grow up and face life and your problems.hes not that good of an actor to pull off some bit,check out dirty work.xm sucks thats why they need to merge with sirius

I got ahold of some footage of the outburst and posted it on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

opie and anthony? You've got to be joking?! Your taste in comedy is all in your mouth. The Stern Show is the best radio show in the world. Get your head out of your ass and listen to QUALITY radio instead of hack radio.

Artie is a great guy and a hilarious comic, but his temper is out of control. It's his own fault for keeping Teddy instead of firing him. If he isn't happy with his work ethic, he should let him go. Life is tough, but Artie can't loose the best gig ever because Teddy can't take care of himself. That's just stupid.

Eff Artie. He is pretty worthless to the show now and not funny as a stand up. Beer League sucked. I couldnt watch more than 15 mins of it.

I'm betting a late April Fool's joke. They have it right before the break, on a Thursday. Why is no one else thinking that. i guess I'm just awesome.

Just announced on Howard News... Sirius accepted Artie's resignation and is no long employed by Sirius. Not sure if Artie went to Amsterdam or not.

Hey guys! I didn't want Teddy to go to Amsterdam so I staged this. I'm getting ready to board the plane and Teddy is no where to be seen.

Opie and Anthony? You have got to be kidding. I would rather listen to Riley Martin and Eric the Midget.

Bye for now!

All morning, he was hipper and threatening. Howard should have known! He's on something for sure.

oh adrenalin how old are you i bet you are and old hack youself prob still living in the eighties get over it howard stoped being funny back in the early ninties opie and anthony are funny and new and always have funny shows if you think there show sux ask your loser idol howie why he had them censored when they worked for the same company cause he knows they are better and he sux but he went to his is mater mel karmazin and had opie and anthony censored and he cried to mel cause they were making fun of him he sux and so do his fans its time for howard to just get off the air and let talented people dj ramoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cancel my sirius subscription

ARTIE IS AWESOME AND WITHOUT HIM THE SHOW SUCKS. I really hopw that he doesn'y OD on Herion this weekend in Amsterdam. If he leaves the show I will cancel my Sirius subscription

After reading through the comments, there are obviously people that hate Artie with a passion and people that love him.
What Artie doesn't realize even though he says he does, is that the "gig" that he has on the Howard Stern show is more than one in a million shot which has opened up many doors. Those doors will quickly close once he's off the show which Jackie found out.
To Artie:
Artie, you an absolute asset to the show. I know that you know that you are spread way too "thin". First things first. Realize that you should remain on the Howard Stern show. You need to give up these other comedic "gigs" regardless of the pay. Those "gigs" were what led you to land a position on Howard's show. Without knowing, your salary is probably not to shabby.
AG BIG FAN
Hi FRED!!

Sternisahack you should get a sense of humor. Apie and Openthy suck, I have to turn them off after 2 minutes of listening. They are rip off artists. Its funny how they get a Zero point Zero rating. Riley Martin's show would get better ratings than those losers. Howard owns them and will make them ride the Sybian like the b!tchs they are! F Jackie.


I hope it was all a big hoax....I enjoy Artie's contribution
to the show and look forward to some really great stories
when they all return from overseas. I also hope that posting
was actually made by Artie. Peace Dude

Why do I suspect that the number of illegal downloads of Stern quadrupled today, especially those done by subscribers. I think Sirius dropped the ball by letting Howard pull the plug on the replay.

I missed the show, and only caught the news (which I always hate b/c Robin annoys me) and have no doubt this was NOT staged. I love Artie, and do NoT miss Jackie, but it's been evident to anyone listening since the beginning of the year that Artie is seriously depressed. Daily, I wish to hear some type of intervention. The last time he seemed truly happy and cheerful was after the surprise Birthday pizza party that Howard and Beth planned for him last October. Anyone that has not been listening or just hates Howard should refrain from comments, particularly if they only go by gossip, 3rd-hand interpretations, or jealous testicle radio wannabes. I truly believed Gary when he swore it wasn't a stunt.

how could this not be a bit? this has happened more than once before they went to vacation and everything is fine afterwards. stern fans, honestly some of you are dumb as hell. "oh stern is brutally honest." no he isn't, he does A SHOW. THIS IS A SHOW. REALIZE THAT! I love stern as much as anyone else, but if you've been listening to him on sirius the past few years than you know how much shit they've been doing just to hold listeners in suspense as they go away for vacation.

don't be so damn gullible. not replaying the show, not updating the site, and even SFN is down. this IS A BIT!

and artie is still going to amsterdam

artie is going to kill himself. this has been coming for a long time, he's a really depressed guy and he has been lashing out at people lately. a few weeks ago it was high pitch mike, and before that it was sal. this is the 3rd time this year he has had a major outburst on the air, and the 2nd time he has "quit the show"

Artie - take your vacation & enjoy - Please come back - you are a big part of the show - I love it when you are there & hate it when your're not. Big FAN lot's of love

Now go get a real job you sorry fat ass.......

I could walk in the studio Monday morning and be funnier than you have ever been.

Howard I can fill in any time....


And F----- Jackie too!

artie is an unfunny, fat, grotesque loser who hides behind what he thinks is comedy. thank god he's gone. happy days are here again. bababooey to ya'll.

ARTIE IS ON HIS WAY TO TAMPA TO JOIN BUBBA

I feel like I lost my best friend. Artie and the Stern show are the only reason I get thru my day at work.

It's for real, folks. This has been building for a few weeks.

I wonder how long they'll wait before they fill the position...

Good luck Artie.

It's for real, folks. This has been building for a few weeks.

I wonder how long they'll wait before they fill the position...

Good luck Artie.

I love Artie even though I sometimes cringe at his prejudice comments (blacks, gays). However, if he does leave, I say hire Greg Fitzimmons.

The fight was real, Arties going to Iraq this week, But he needs some help


TOAST OR ROAST ARTIE!
http://www.saveartie.com

Howard get on his high horse whenever he looses the spotlight. He needs drama like this, always. It's either him or someone else quitting or getting fired. He acts shocked by their behavior, and chooses to set limits and rules down after the fact. Artie will no doubt be back and all will be forgiven. As long as he didn't piss Howard off, its no worries for Artie.

I could care less whether Artie returns I listen just for Howard anyway!

When did Stern go back on the air.

Oh bitch bitch bitch....complaining about assisstants. I wish I had an assistant to complain about...but anyways, MikeSaline hit the nail on the head...he just committed suicide on the radio. He's an idiot. I hate that bull**** about not being able to control your anger. That's an excuse to act like a jerk. First off, it wasn't a public issue between him and his assisstant. They should have kept that between them. Good luck finding a job that pays you handsomely for being a drunken, crude, but funny (sometimes) idiot. It's unfortunate that this job was killing him, but keeping him alive at the same time. His out of control life was what kept Howard et al. interested. Now that he doesn't have that, he might, and I hope he doesn't kill himself by any means. But with this resignation and his depression...it's gonna be tough.

I wish I could have gotten through to the show so I could compare Artie on air to Naomi Campbell. The reality is the fat slob is a bully. He picks on women and people who are physically smaller than him. He would never have pulled that stuff with AJ or KC because they would both walk over and punch him in his portly face.

HEY ARTIE...PLEASE OVERDOSE!!!!!!!

Anybody who said Artie dosent contribute to the show or that it wouldnt be a loss to the show if he leaves is an absolute ASS!
The show isnt the same when he's not there and even though Ive listened to the show for almost 14 years I really dont even enjoy it when hes not there. I can tell within minutes of listening when hes absent. Arties problem is he's such a kind good hearted person that he lets people walk all over him until he gets to the point when he releases it its a rage that has been building for sometime before the actual incedent where he actualy loses it.
He needs to finally admit he needs help and get some counciling and possibly on some kind of meds the guy is obviously so depressed he cant even function anymore. I wish him well and hope he gets his life back in control because he really does have a lot to offer in life.

Artie sucks. Bring back the Jackie!

i'll miss you Art, be safe

Anybody who said Artie dosent contribute to the show or that it wouldnt be a loss to the show if he leaves is an absolute ASS!
The show isnt the same when he's not there and even though Ive listened to the show for almost 14 years I really dont even enjoy it when hes not there. I can tell within minutes of listening when hes absent. Arties problem is he's such a kind good hearted person that he lets people walk all over him until he gets to the point when he releases it its a rage that has been building for sometime before the actual incedent where he actualy loses it.
He needs to finally admit he needs help and get some counciling and possibly on some kind of meds the guy is obviously so depressed he cant even function anymore. I wish him well and hope he gets his life back in control because he really does have a lot to offer in life.

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BREAKING NEWS: ARTIE LANGE CHOKES ON MEATBALL SUB...DIES FAT, UNEMPLOYED, AND GAY.

I'm still on the fense about this. I wonder if it was staged, but I think Howard knows his listeners WOULDN'T appreciate it or think it was funny.

My gut tells me they planned vacation at the right time, there will probably be a funeral by the end of next week.

F Artie, F Jackie, bring in Crazy Alice


Has everyone seen Artie's ex-girlfriend?
http://www.seemyexgirlfriend.com


Help Artie before he explodes!
http://www.saveartie.com

Bye, bye, you ungrateful cow-ass self destructive sloth. Make room for Shuli. He should be in the chair next.

Bye bye baby gorilla. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya! Stern doesn't need you, the show will go on. My advice for fat Artie ............THERAPY!!!!!!!!!

Gentlemen, start your death pool bets...

Gentlemen, start your death pool bets...

Two things will happen. Artie will be dead from a heroin overdose with in a month from relapsing.

or all will work it's self out and hell come back after some extended leave.

F the Friday Show.

He'll be back after some extended leave. Notice he RESIGNED and was not FIRED. Words mean a lot.....resigning leaves the door open for a future return if he gets his sh_t together...You heard it here first!!

I've done it now.

F Ma

This should have happened on April 1. You're all fools for falling for this stunt. It is the tv version of a cliff hanger. I also noticed that the stern site is down so we can't discuss except for sites like this. I admit that Artie needs help with his demons but my money is on a total staged act. Howard even controls how his fans can react - that sucks.

Sterns show is reality radio. It's live and in your face. There's no way Artie should be gone permanently for this episode. This isn't a Bobby Knight,representing a university, this is entertainment radio. I know I was sure as hell entertained today! Arties is Artie..., don't shackle him with a bunch of nonsense guidelines and restrictions and welcome him back with open arms.

See link above for more Artie meltdown footage on YouTube!

hey Howardrules you are a loser just like stern of course you would say they are rip off artistes everyone but howard is is rip off artist he is a bitch he should just get off the air howard is such a crybaby zero.zero lets see do you get the ratings directly howard is the rip off artist if im not mistaken o&a were on satilite radio first then when howie saw they were killing he jumped to sirius hoo hoo robin they are ripping me off hoo hoo i invented everything why is god getting credit for the earth blah blah blah fairy loser past his prime loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

hey Howardrules you are a loser just like stern of course you would say they are rip off artistes everyone but howard is is rip off artist he is a bitch he should just get off the air howard is such a crybaby zero.zero lets see do you get the ratings directly howard is the rip off artist if im not mistaken o&a were on satilite radio first then when howie saw they were killing he jumped to sirius hoo hoo robin they are ripping me off hoo hoo i invented everything why is god getting credit for the earth blah blah blah fairy loser past his prime loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Staged. Just before a weeks vacation. Get real!!

This was too good for an April Fool's prank so they saved it for the last day before a week long break. Can you say "cliffhanger"? Maybe it will distract listeners who complain about the frequent vacations.
Would the Artie who forgave his bookie for $60 grand really blow his top at his beloved assistant over money? On the air?
This is more like the Artie who came out to George Takei and convinced him he was gay.

Artie hates Howard's gay agenda, always has and you could tell when George was around. Howard was trying to make Artie into a faggot lover and Artie hated it.

Let Freedom Ring! No More Bullshit! .. Yeah Right....Now Stern CENSORS the Replays of the only interesting show in years!! Also Stern can needle and provoke anyone but if they dare to respond it's suddenly the political correct distraction technique "you need counseling"! Without Artie.... Stern SUX! .... And another thing all Stern cares about is money... the MERGER whining is a LIE! ALl Stern wants is his stock shares to increase in value so he can DUMP it all.... IDIOTS do the MATH ... Sirius + XM is 400 channels of choice... A Merger is 200 channels ONLY with EVENTUAL subscriber price INCREASES and MORE Ads!

Wake up people.... Stern is DEAD

F HOWARD STERN!!

ARTIE I MISS YOU ALREADY

I saw Artie get on a plane tonight at Laguardia. He's going to Amsterdam.

How pathetic is it that Howard chose not to re-run the 4/10/08 show today after the Artie melt down.

I have lost all respect for Howard Stern for hiding this show from those who missed the live telecast.

Shame on Howard !


The plane that was due to take Artie to Amsterdam didn't leave from LaGuardia. In fact, Teddy mentioned that he had been in touch with Continental about the check-in process. Continental definitely doesn't fly to Amsterdam from LGA...he would have left from EWR.

I'm a big Artie fan and hope that he's OK (and back a week from Monday)!

Art made the show, period. The only other guys that could ever fill his shoes are Fitzimmons or Atell. I hope Artie is back and doesn't croak, but Atell would be awesome too.

Okay you're right and I'm wrong. I saw him with my own eyes. I just landed in D.C. 4 hours ago.

They would never actually mention the real airport I'm sure, either that or he changed his flight last minute.

Artie Lange is a nasty, talentless, closet-case, homophobic gay basher and I’m thrilled he’s quit. The show is always better when he takes one of his countless “sick days.” His only ability is to parrot bad lines from old 80s comedies and stuff his obese face.

He falls asleep on the job, is totally unreliable, hateful and homophobic (such an obvious closet case) and - the worst crime - totally unfunny.

It’s hysterical how all the blue-collar shmoes talk about how they “relate” to Artie. He’s a multimillionaire who works 16 hours a week - that is when he’s not sleeping or calling in sick. These idiots who believe Artie is their pal and just like them are so naive it’s a joke.

And talk about a closet case: alcoholic, drug addict who can only maintain relationships with prostitutes and is oddly close to his mother and is in the entertainment business. There’s no bigger queer in Hollywood than Artie Lange.

This is the best thing that could happen to the show. Lately, it’s “The Artie Show co-starring Howard and Robin” as Howard spends hours reveling over every boring, unfunny aspect of that attention hog.

Good riddance to bad, hateful, homophobic, unfunny rubbish!!!

Howard has always said that if Artie leaves the show he will just ride out his contract with the remaining cast. He said he doesn't need necessarily need a comic on the show so he doesn't feel the need to replace Artie. While I agree Howard does not need a comeidan on the show, it would still be nice to have Artie be there on Howard's last on-air broadcast and go out as a "family". I love Artie so much and hope this is just Artie being Artie.

I say get rid of Teddy and bring back Artie.

He's on the smack again. Everyone was surprised that artie did the show on heroin for so long before. He's acting that way again, check the tapes

Been there, done that.

Im fucking pissed they didnt replay the damn show thismorning. they put it straight to replays of the past week

why the hell did they do that?!!!

God I hate Eve The Queefer

Why are they replaying Monday's show??? I didnt get to hear it this morning?! what the F is Artie thinking? Dont bring back Jackie... PLEASE! If Artie has to be replaced, bring in... Oh shit... I dont think Artie can be replaced...

artie is the best yes he has problems but who doesnt and i say F JACKIE bring back artie

It sucks, but no huge loss. Just go to any Jersey construction site and get a new one.

This is bullshit. Total news blackout. Not repeating the show, today’s show not on
Howardstern.com, babygorilla.com is down, stern fan network is down. I don’t want made up drama, continued till next episode bullshit. I’m canceling my subscription.

F
Howard

What bull. Funny how fat Arte always "quits" just before a vacation break. The old "Who shot JR?" build some suspense trick. He'll be back. And we will have been duped again.

Artie really needs to smooth things over for the sake of his reputation and his career. Artie is a naturally funny guy and he's perfect on the show but his stand up act is mediocre at best.

His stories and comments on the show are fantastic. The show misses a beat when he's not there. Even more than if Robin wasn't on. I think this was a late April fool's joke but if not, he needs to be let go. This goes way beyond AJ-Stuttering John, Ralph-Stuttering John, and Sal-Gary.

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F all of you anti Artie F*GS!!!!!! Especially high pitch. Long live ARTIE!!! The show sucks without you Art, please get better.

I LOVE Artie. I hate to say it - but it's time for Artie to go.....

He needs lots of time off to get his shit together.


Frustrated much? Blow off some steam damnit!!!
http://even_artie_lange_gets_laid.sexuallyexplicitdaily.com

:(
Love ya, Artie.

idots ...

1. Most of the "f artie" comments include "gay bashing...". He bashes anyone and everyone with the worst comments he can think of. He doesn't care if you're gay or not. I love me the gays, but come on weirdos, figure it out, people...actually...talk like that.

2. Those saying this a hoax - you are such morons. Best part is you think others don't get it! Really, your type kills me, hysterical.

3. There are many varients of Stern fans. Cavemen types that get pissed if he's not wall to wall with tits; those that like the "personal soap opera" aspect; those that like the informative talk; and a TON that love artie. That so hard to understand? Hasn't it always been thsi way? Stern has a huge contingent of high school dropouts on one end, and Ivy League educated wall st'ers on the other end. Losing Artie will mean losing the one connection with "common people", artie "gets it".

Hoss: You have a valid theory on most days. Howard's show is a comedy show and yes they have bits. Every comedy show has to have this element. But this was not the WWE. This was a real shoot and Artie is clearly on the Heroin again.

He needs to be suspended for at least 30 days beginning the day after this latest vacation. He can either complete rehab or be fired. Jackie should be the "temporary" writer. If Artie can do this, he deserves the seat back until one more screwup. Then it's over for good. Don't be surprised if Sirius steps in to force this action or worse.

I love Artie. He is my favorite part of the show. I hope he gets it togather. If leaving the show will save his life then im all for it.

LOVE YA ARTIE

Artie's downward spiral of abuse of his body and others began in October of 2004 when his beloved Yankees choked in the ALCS . He can't live in a world where the Red Sox have won more World Championships in the past 8 years than his beloved Yankees and have replaced the Yankees and emerged as the class of Baseball. Replace his fat ass with Lisa Lampanelli !!!

By the way, I already posted elsewhere, but a similar situation happened a year ago to the day...I'll repost: http://www.nypost.com/seven/05252007/tv/stern_sidekick_artie_quits_show_tv_don_kaplan.htm

However, this time was more serious. What can you say? We love the guy for this unpredictability, this out-of control ad hoc sense of humor and ultraviolence. Howard always takes the political stance on such issues as he should (for sustainabilities' sake), but we all know he loves it as much as anyone. Anyone that's not 'wet behind the ears,' has either witnessed or participated in a situation that unfolded like this. And good lord, it sucks!. But, as you grow older, you learn to avoid such unfoldings'. Or do you? Or do comedians? Where do you draw the line? Well, if this was joe-schmo corp., then we all know what would be the outcome and repercussions of such an incident. But in this case, the parameters must be considered. Face it Howard, ignorance is not bliss. You can act all you want like, 'If I knew the magnitude of the situation, I would not have provoked it." That's a cop out, and you know it. The show revolves around escalations and deescalations, and your pop-psychology failed you on the predictability of this one.
Am I saying this is to be overlooked. Hell no! However, it's time you grow and learn from this situation like the dysfunctional family you are, and that us listeners love. As Jay-Z says, brush your shoulders off, but learn from the past!. Life is two steps forward, one step back. You should know this with your enthusiasm for chess. I love you guys. Please, whatever you do, don't leap to any Bush-esque decisions.

BREAKING NEWS: Artie DID go to Amsterdam, he was seen in first class as Teddy boarded plane, walking back to coach, they briefly made eye contact without a word said.

my dad artie is great, you have to bring artie back....if not possible, leave it to howard, he'll find someone good......Adam Carolla? Norm McDonald? Maybe dig up Belushi and do a "Weekend with Bernie" type thing....

So many Stern fans are so cynical. This fight was real, not contrived. The fact that it happened just before a break is not indicative of a "cliffhanger" set-up. The fight was related to, or sparked by, the trip. When else would the trip be but over a break? I hope Artie cools off and comes back to the show. He's the best thing on it, and that's saying a lot since the Howard Stern Show is the single greatest source of entertainment currently in existence.

F Artie. The show has ceased being funny since he showed up. The staff doesn't have on air fights anymore, (Yesterday doesn't count, who cares about Teddy) and no one ever challanges Howard. BRING BACK JACKIE!!!!!!!!

First off...the show is not fake!! They couldn't write any of the stuff that goes on...and if they could then they should all be in Hollywood making movies. The Stern show is awesome I have been listening forever and a Howard Tv subscriber! The show is ENDLESS entertainment. Artie is the best thing that happend to that show since Jackie leaving and I can't imagine it without him...so I hope he comes back!! Anyone who listens daily know how much of a ticking timebomb he is....something was bound to happen...he just can't cope!!! Love you Artie!! Take care of yourself.

LONG TIME COMING. BEST OF LUCK TO ARTIE. FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER!

All Artie needs is a hair cut. And Howard is an ass. He tweaks people over and over. Teddy should have been removed from the studio immediately when Artie started screaming...he was clearly enraged. Howard goes to therapy four days a week,....he is wacked himself. He used to bring his first wife on the air all the time and brow beat her to tears all the time.

Artie is the best ever. No one at Artie's level has an assistant that owes him money...It's the Jersey in Artie....He could easily bet in Vegas but no, Artie has to deal with a scuzzball bookie....He could easily have a professional assistant but nooooo....

Could someone please tell me just WHO gave Artie the rite to talk to and treat people the way he does? My God, he's only a fat comedian from Hoboken ....big deal.

They can't let him back now. He got away with the physical behavior once, but not this time. It's a risk to the organization that they cannot afford.

That's what lost AJ Benza a job with Howard in the late 90's. I hope Artie can find the help he needs to deal with his demons so he can cope utilizing more acceptable behaviors.

It's really a shame for both sides...he was a great talent and a definite addition to the show. On the other hand, he'll never get a job as good as this again. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if we heard he committed suicide in the next few weeks, when he realizes what he did.

Sad...sad....sad......

sad to see artie go, and wtf is with all the "bring back jackie"? That guy sucks the dinkleberries off my ass.

Yeah it's Howard,

We need to have a cooling off phase until we can contact Artie.
Please be kind with you comments.

Thanx Howard

Bring back Billy West!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not replaying the show is so weak. I cannot believe that Howard would censor his own show. We are rabid fans, the show is part of our life, and something happens to a central character and Tim Sabean and Sirius pull the plug. Very weak decision by Howard and the team. This show needs to be replayed.

For Sabean say they are pulling the replay is the lamest decision and a rookie move. Many core fans listen to the replay in the afternoon and evening, and they cannot hear the show. And it is CENSORED by howard and Tim Sabean himself.

Something major happens and hardcore fans are left out in the cold and they are put there by Howard and Tim Sabean and Sirius. Very, very weak.

This show HAS to be replayed and put in rotation.

i hope that fatass does kill himself

For God's sake.....bring back Jackie, Elephant Boy, Stuttering John, and the others. Stern's new show is lame and tired, bring back the ole days I used to laugh my ass off, now it isn't worth the price of admission on Sirrus.

The "I'll never be as funny as Jim Norton" award goes to........Artie Lange! Big shocker, Howard is off Friday, and will be on vacation next week. He sure cares about his show and his fans, doesn't he?

Lange is astute and insightful, capable of being very, very funny, and while it's a knotty set of issues, here are some

like a lot of alcoholics, he has poor impulse control and a lot of self-hatred.

It's very much a shame that Stern didn't send Teddy out of the room the moment Artie began shouting Teddy down. Stern is guilty of being intellectually lazy and inattentive, trying to let the fight be the show and not controlling it better. But hey, after all those years on the air I might not be on top of every situation every minute of every hour on the air..

Teddy was pushing Artie's buttons. He was being insolent.

Artie, with whom most responsiblity lies, was so toxic as to be unbearable to witness in this. He is desperately ill. First, if he had self-esteem he'd not saddle himself with an incompetent personal assistant. Next, Artie seemed to be putting his own words, his own wishful thinking, in Teddy's mouth: "I wish he'd quit, he can't quit..." and so on when it seems from the outcome that in a moment of monumental self-sabotage, Artie set things up so that he had no choice but to announce he was quitting.


I think Howard is a two face jew for not replaying the show. How many times has he started a fight and then let the show go on. Why did he replay the Sal fight that got physical as well.

anyone know what happened to elegant elliot offen? i know he was banned from the building but they never have him on the phone?!

Hoss, you are a , moe'ron, they are on vacation next week.

That little fag Teddy doesn't realize how good he has it, Teddy must be a horrible assistant and sounds like he is just above a slow functioning adult. ONE MORE THING. The merger with XM is a terrible idea and will only bring commericals to the "commercial free" channels. Howard only wants the merger so his Sirius shares go up in value. Artie is way better than Jackie. Artie will probably OD in Amsterdam. Better get a huge coffin made.

what happened to artie y'all?? I missed it?!

Artie is about one cupcake, one Jack & Water or heroin line from becoming a statisic. I bet the folks at E! have already done a True Hollywood Stories for him, just waiting to add the final 10 minutes about his death.
I hope he cleans up his shi*.

F SYNDICATERADIO.TV losers

I'm innocent y'all she wanted me!! I swear!

Too many dumb people in this world. Who listens to Howard? Anything they mention on the Stern show becomes the top search on Google. As for Artie, I dont know if this is real or not.. but I pray its not. Artie does have problems but look at all the fat drunks and drugies in this world... are they dying right in front of your eyes... just droping like flies. I hate reading these blogs cause I just see how dumb people really are. Kinison died in a car accident he did not od. Artie is by far the greastest thing that has happened to that show. He's breathed freash air into a 20+ year old stagnant show and made it much more easier for us regular dudes to relate to. Not to mention he is halarious on that show... Im the first to admit he stand-up is anything great but on Stern.... he is golden. LONG LIVE ARTIE ON THE STERN SHOW!! JACKIE SUCKS

Artie is awesome. I hope he comes back, Teddy is a dumbass who doesn't realize how good he has it. Jackie is a talentless hack. Any retard can memorize a joke book. Look at Dane Cook.

Artie should do the show in shackles with a cupcake conveyor belt.

Gee, he hires a coked up, alcoholic whoremonger who's spent more on pussy than Elliot Spitzer and then acts shocked that he has no self-control? The amazing thing is he lasted 6+ years without killing someone or himself...

Howard's MO is to surround himself with losers so he feels better about himself, Artie will wind up on the trash heap of the Stern show like so many others..and this isn't the first time artie has f*cked up a great gig, paying him a hell of a lot more than he's worth...

Wait, Howard has a radio show?

Where can I hear it?

Modern day howard depends on Artie as the one last "funny" voice on the show. when artie has not been in recently the show bombs, it's like listening to rich PC hamptons people babble on. Howard is so far out of touch from his listener now - this could be the end....

Hey Artie,
Before you leave, remember a guy named Jackie?
Us Either!!!!!!!!

I have to say if Artie is done, so goes the show. I actually think Richard Christie, Fla Fla Flo-Hi and Fred together could do a better show than Howard and team sans Artie.

I'm still not subscribing to Sirius.

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUNKISS!!!!!!

UNKISS!!!!!!!!!!

Like I said yesterday, it should be called the "Artie Lange Show" now. The show is boring when he's not on. His wrecklessness and one liners make great entertainment.

Howard has become quite gay, Fred's still great, Robin's boring.

Save Artie...at http://www.HowardSternTshirts.com

Stern is the boss regardless of what he puts off on Sirius. Stern lets this build up and happen and it happens after Artie missing time from the show, or sleeping on it. Stern is a passive aggressive and cannot do what should be done, fire Artie and move on. Artie is funny as hell, needs to get healthy and move on. As for Howard, he is so self absorbed with his gold digger, big bank account and little ego.

Howard, it sounds like you really do not care about your art anymore, no pun. This show may have jumped the shark, we will see.

Not playing the show again is an insult to Sirius subs and shareholders

Fascinating that it always happens right before a break.

Major attention whoring, here.

As a Sirius listener I am pissed and Howard did censor the show and the news! Howard you just jumped the shark!!! Good job...

Sirius must have made the call to not replay the show. Teddy has the ability to file a MAJOR lawsuit against both of his employers (Sirius and Artie). By replaying the show over and over that will only fuel the fire. If Artie is let back, it will be on a VERY short leash.

I had never heard of this guy until two days ago....and then BOOM..I hear his named mentioned twice. From what I've heard, sounds like the guy is a dead man walking.....he needs help.


Good bye you fat fucking mamas boy

Stunt to get ratings? It's a suscription service, numbskulls. Stern not listened to anymore? I believe he has more daily listeners than just about anyone individually. I haven't listened to terrestial radio since I got satellite. The show has never been better. As for Artie, he's a fucked up mess that is funny as hell. Bad career move resigning from the show because he can't control himself. Dumb move, but life goes on and HS will find someone else, someone funny, no doubt in my mind. Nick DePaolo comes to mind. (Not Gilbert Gotfried. Not ADC. Not the Rev. Bob. They would all suck in this format...)

Damn, that was a great show, so exciting.. artie just went nuts on the air. he needs to go to a rehab or something and stop doing those cupcakes. He's probably snorting heroin in amsterdam right now... remember, he mentioned it on the show once ? It's a shame to see Artie go, hope he will be back soon, I love him.

I think Artie is really funny but its hard to watch him continue to eat on air. He will die very soon but he doesnt give a crap. I dont care about the arguments. Those bring in ratings. I think Artie is just angry at himself ..as he should be. I want to smack him when I hearing him munching cupcakes on the air. It's a shame ..such a fine funny talent..yet like Elvis' body guards said when they were asked why they couldnt protect Elvis. "How do you protect a man from himself? "

This is gonna be a tough negotiation to have him come back. As someone overweight also, it sucks to wake up everyday and look in the mirror and know you gotta lose the weight. Add the drinkin and the late night gigs (possibly drugs?, if I was on show earning cash would hide it, and fans know importance of money and Artie) , you got a messy situation. He knew what he had to do b4, take time off to lose the weight and take a break, he just allowed himself to be talked out of it. Good luck Art, whatever you decide. And fellow fans, Fred maked it known he don't want to talk about it and has that rep now, Artie should have spoke up or walked out for a breather.

Love the Stern Show and the show really does drop off when Artie is out. Can't stand the whole gay-lovin', extreme left-wing bunch personally, but they do make me laugh. (Howard only wants the merger because his Sirius stock will go up). Am I the only one who thinks Fred has the best job in the world? Makes great coin, on a great show, no pressure to be funny, just add you 2 cents worth from time to time and be a master of sound effects. What could be better except that you have to live in the New York area?

howard i hope you are happy and i hope your week off is ruined by worrying about your show and its future. you keep pushing people to the edge now you get what you like people at the edge. but this time you pushed him over. you are great at getting people to open up artie gives 100% to the show never holds back. lets see robin open up like artie never!

this one is hard to call. I tuned in at the very moment it got out of hand, and it didn't seem like Robin was acting. Of course, the fact that he made the trip to Amsterdam is suspicious, as is the pre-vacation timing. remember, back in mid 07? Artie said he was quitting in Jan? Considering a move to Europe? You could armchair quarterback this thing until the show is live again. My bet is half legit, half staged.

Artie is on opiates, thats why he takes suboxone. He needs drug detox and drug rehab. Artie will die if he doesnt get off oxycontin. I knnow all aboout that shit. I was taking 400 mlg per day, snorting that shit. Clean as the board of health now. But suboxone is also addicting and hard to get off of. Artie your killing yourself and nobody is helping him. he needs DR DREW BAD.

It's all a real shame

Kevin

My bet is Artie comes back from Holland....in a coffin! Artie is great and brings the show a "regular guy feel" to it but he will die in a mound of coke ala Tony Montana. Stern, hope you love your money because you just pushed Art over the edge. Enjoy your quail eggs and cognac on 6th Avenue with your store bought fiance.

HE SHOULD GO HOME AND CLIMB ON HIS ROOF AND FALL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

I love Artie Although what he did was wrong!!! I hope to see him back becaus he is an inportant part of the show!!!!

He is really funny

Dave

I love Arie

I hope ho comes back

Dave

Maybe he can go to the DOPEY & AINTFUNNY show...


After all, He IS dopey & aintfunny.

Good comments in general, but people, let's be honest for a moment...

Artie has 3 shticks:
1) being fat
2) falling asleep/eating
3)getting angry/calling people "fag" or "gay"

He is so patently untalented it hurts. His stand-up is unwatchable, his guest spots on Rescue Me and Entourage bring the whole show down due to his inability to act, and I defy anyone to sit through one of his movies and laugh once without having ingested a bottle of Jagermeister prior to viewing.

He is a mediocre talent and could be replaced easily in seconds.

GOOD RIDDANCE, FAT MAN!

Artie is a very funny off the cuff comedian....he is a fast improviser and great for the show...BUT he has serious problems and believes he is the "Teflon Artie". Who would endanger such an incredible position on the unique Howard Stern show?? What a money making advertisement being on that show is!! We have another "Jackie the J Man" mentality...the "I am irreplaceable" swagger.
Its time to let Artie grow up . He needs to be fired and maybe he will contact the "dockworkers union" he always professes to be part of! Sure!! He will be fine once he gets serious help and accepts the help of AA and NA and others.He is a professional addict with all the associated baggage.

good entertainment

loved it

Artie is an A-hole. He likes to portray himself as a good guy and throws around money to keep the good will of the public. But, he's really a mean spirited nasty piece of work. He has said many times that every nice thing that he does is a calculated show business move. If you want to see the real Artie, watch him when he's angry and interacting with someone who he considers to be beneath him. He sucks up to Howard, no matter what Howard says or does, like a puppy, but he goes out of his way to viciously attack the less high-profile people who work for the show, even to the point of a couple of physical assaults. All of you idiots, driving trucks and working construction, who think that Artie is your buddy couldn't be more wrong. Artie is a piece of crap, and he would treat you will the same lack of respect that he shows for everyone who isn't a show business bigwig.

I hope that Tim and the Sirius legal department summarily fire his fat ass. He's a mediocre comedian who hit the lottery. He assed his way into the one gig where being a fat drunk junkie and degenerate gambler is a plus. And now he's F-ed that up. A year off the Stern Show, he'll have run through all of his money and he'll no longer be able to book the big rooms. I can't wait until he's reduced to opening for Dave Attel at the Comedy Pouch in Paducah, Kentucky.

High-Pitch Mike 2; Artie 0

ROFLMAO

HERE THE FIGHT AUDIO AT:

SAVEARTIE.COM

BFy y'all!!!

I have loved Artie on the show since he replaced Jackie. He has made the Stern shows 10 times better than it ever was. Has anyone else noticed Arties downslide since the breakup with Dana. He seems to be suffering some serious depression since that happened. He's put on 100 lbs. and he can't sleep at night; he only seems to be able to sleep on the show. Artie needs some professional help and until he gets it he shouldn't be on the show anymore.

artie is a funny guy, but he aint steve martin, or even his idol - belushi. his coin is from the stern show and if he leaves we won't remember his name in 2 years, assuming he's alive. i think he's a low level elvis example of a nice, regular guy who gets destroyed by fame and money. i like artie, but i'm getting a little sick of hearing about how hard his weekend schedule is . . . flying first class and earning what i make in a year. for me, he loses his regular guy appeal and i would not pay to see him because of that. i wish him well at this crossroad.

after hearing what happened on the show.....i think howard is to blame. he dragged the fight from the hallway into the studio. teddy asked to leave a couple of times and howard would not let him. teddy was getting tex messages telling him to get the hell out of the studio. artie's anger could not be contained....and howard should have read the signals....but instead chose to keep the fight going. you blew it howard. you just lost artie his job. no way the big guys at sirius are gonna let artie step foot in that studio again. he is too much of a liability. even robin told howard this was not a good idea...but howard was asleep at the wheel. .

artie was right when he came back in the studio and said to howard "you like fights....well you got one". good for artie. that is exactly what howard needed to hear....even though he denied any culpability.

howard you can't keep pushing people's buttons and not expect one day for something like this to happen.

i'm surprised j.d. hasn't snapped from the the abuse you heep on him. or high pitch mike too for that matter. sal and richard get abused way too much too.

funny how the abuse never comes your way howard. might that be because you are the boss with a huge ego?

i love artie but i know he is history now because of his meltdown. i hope nothing happens to him. i wish you well artie. please go and get some help. you can rise above all of this. you can lose the weight and deal with your addictions. put your life back together. maybe this needed to happen. maybe this is your wakeup call.

good luck.....you will really be missed. i will be ticked at howard for a long time to come for letting this happen.

Blair: Insightful comments. Then, for some reason, WAY too much anger. Nobody ever tried to sell Artie as an actor, including Artie. Since when does acquiring type II diabitis constitute Schtik? You are way too hard to entertain.

I.B. pretty much has it nailed, except for the overly pragmatic analysis - emotionally distant oversimplification of a very complex situation.

In classic diametric opposition to I.B. we have Hopski. Way to work both sides of the aisle. Kudos.

Where would we be without the Vag-mafia? Carolyn, Dana was a symptom, not the disease. Please don't put a hit on me.

The more I think about it, the more I like Jasper's theory. It's easy to imagine an individual with little formal training in management making a mistake at the expense of someone on the team. Just because you've been doing something for nearly thirty years doesn't mean you can't be surprised. Especially when you consider the "diverse" nature of the players.

No matter what, you have to admit that this is great. Why are we still thinking about this? Is anyone still pondering last week's Idol? Dancing? Galactica?

Hey, sAL, is there any way to go back a little farther with the audio?

Love Artie.....please someone help him.
the show is a million times better since him but he need help.

Please turn to Jesus Artie. Please!!! Its yuou're only chance!

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Howard is F-Sh*t. He egged it on and does not want to take the blame for anything. He cannot physically control what a person does but he faned the flames of the fire and was surprised when it got out of control.

TEFLON Howard strikes again

Gilbert Gottfried..............

Stern show will be dead w/o Artie. He's the youngest person on the show and keeps the show relevant. What folks don't understand about Artie is that he's a non-conformist and has trouble getting through life because of it. Also, he's empty inside without Dana...she was everything to him and gave him self-worth. He's a co-dependent mess, but I love him.

Love him or hate him it is never easy to see someone self destruct, especially on a day to day basis.

Hoopskidoodle: Excellent analysis. Pretty much sums up Lange.

I would also add that Artie Lange has serious, SERIOUS issues regarding homosexuals. Every other word from his mouth is "fag" or "gay" and not used for comedy, but used extremely pejoratively and demeaning.

Any light joke or gay reference made on show throws him into an overdrive of hatred and screaming about how much he hates anything even remotely deemed "gay."

Without a doubt, Lange doth protests too much. And it's easy to see why: 40-year-old, single man who can only attract women by paying them for sex, major mommy issues, drug and alcohol addiction and, of course, he's in show business. He couldn't be more gay if he walked in the studio with a rainbow flag. Talk about an obvious closet case.

And, yes, the whole "I'm a blue color schlub like all the listeners" routine is not only a joke, but proof of how ignorant some listeners are. He's a multi-millionaire who buys friendship and is about as removed from the working class as any right-wing neocon. Artie is not the friend of the working class. He's a rich, overpaid, spoiled addict who's painfully unfunny and downright dangerous.

Pamela: you really seem to have fallen for this routine. Artie is about as far from "non conformist" as they come. He pretends to be a regular guy but is in essence a rich, self-loathing, closet case who masquerades as an everyday Joe. He does everything in his power to conform. And he fails to any active listener who hears his B.S.

His greatest crime: he's painfully unfunny. Listening to the "Master Tape Theater" reruns and the "Stern Spotlight" shows reveals how much more edgy, smart and sophisticated the show was before "blue collar" Artie came in and lowered the level of everything on the show. These days, half the show is devoted to Artie's weekend, trying to get Artie laid, marveling at Artie's life (?!?) and discussing Artie's weight and addiction. It's become "The Artie Lange Show co-starring Robin and Howard." And it's borderline unlistenable at times.

He's gone. he violently attacked a colleague on the air and, he's second dumbest mistake, he said he couldn't guarantee he wouldn't do it again. If he does, and actually hurts someone, Sirius will pay out millions to whoever's at the receiving end: not only did they allow a dangerous employee to continue in the workplace, he admitted in front of MILLIONS that he might do it. No one, even people with actual talent, are worth that risk.

This might be the best thing to happen to the show. Maybe, just maybe, it might rise above the gutter Lange has dragged it into and reclaim its edge and intelligence. As long as "Hampton's Howie" isn't so led by his pants and bougeouis status (the interview with Billy Joel's wife and his fiancee was the most embarassing moment in the history of the Stern show).

Good riddance to bad, violent, closet-case rubbish.


Help Save Artie. Don't let the big bastard die on us!!!
http://www.saveartie.com

Sadly, it's all about the white horse.

Its now a legal issue and Artie won't be back.

My vote for a replacement is AL PACINO's BABY.

Artie's Dead! They just posted this!!

http://www.passagesmb.com/obituary_details.cfm?ObitID=134051

Artie,
Take a month or even two months off. Howard has offered it to you. Go to Rehab and get healthy!! Come back healthy and happy.

It's too bad but Artie wants out. He's really funny but I think that Sirius will ban him from the building at this point.

http://www.lezident.com

Yeah, I said LEZIDENT.

I just Picked up Artie in my death pool. (Great pick-up)


-Cards

This sucks! We're a big fan's of the Stern Show. It's too bad Artie is on his way to a bitter end. Yes, he is a funny guy outside but with anger issues inside. Let's hope he doesn't find his way pushing daisy's like Belushi...........horns up! from THE REGIME!

If Artie stays or Arties goes is up to Howard and Tim ...
but the thing that people need to do .. is bust Howards balls for not putting the replay or even the recap of the show on the sight .. It is a cop out ... absolutely bush league by him ...

Very rarely do I look forward to Monday mornings .. but this is Monday is an exception

Who is the idiot that said that Howard Stern was a "non-entity" nowadays? I guess all of the news reports about him, and the merger of Sirius and XM due to his success on Sirius (now they will have about 20 million listeners), and the fact that you're here talking about him is proof enough that he is relevant.

For the idiot who posted that it's now a "legal issue", it's NOT a legal issue.

Artie has all the symptoms of Cushing's Disease and needs to get checked out by an endocrinologist who specializes in Cushing's. The extreme weight gain, the sleep problems, the rage....all part of the big picture. I bet he has a lot more symptoms he isn't talking about as well.
Can someone please give him this information?

nice, really nice!

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