I was prepared to do a fun post today, but then the tragic news about Heath Ledger being found dead put that to a grinding halt. Multiple IM conversations, scanning different websites (all which seem to have different information), emails, text messages...everyone is in a frenzy very similar to when Anna Nicole Smith died, except I don't think anyone else saw this coming.
My heart goes out to his little girl, Matilda, and to the rest of his family and friends.
Jackie: is it the Tom Cruise video that's being emailed around?
OH, the old one!
There's apparently this new weird video of him talking about Scientology
Mia: that's REALLY creepy
Jackie: Tom is such a nutcase and Katie is totally brainwashed
free Suri!
Mia: seriously Suri looks like she's like 30 years old
Jackie: and Katie looks about 45...oh, yeah, and he goes backstage and mauls Katie
SO WEIRD like she's his prisoner
like, "look, AmericaI swear I'm not gay or crazy
I get a gay vibe from him, and also a crazy vibe
he tries way too hard and seems so awkward around women
Mia: I mean he is SOOOOOOO gay and sooooooooo crazy
I heard that he like makes her make out with him in public
Jackie: and why is the audience applauding this behavior
I'm sure but you know, it makes me hate her that much more
Mia: I mean, if I'm in the audience, I think I barf
Jackie: because either:
1. she really is brainwashed, loves Tom, and loves Scientology
OR
2. she signed a contract
and she is a shameless money-grubbing famewhore
EITHER WAY she loses all my respect