I was obsessed with the VH1 show, Rock of Love, so much so that I was going to dress up as Bret Michaels for Halloween (complete with backstage pass)
I ended up getting ill and stayed home but while I think I would've made an excellent Bret, I think he would make an even better Bratz doll.
TWINSIES!!
Here the KTLA morning folks grill Bret about his dating habits. Skanky girls on the show? Noooooo. "Don't threaten ME with a good time!".
Say what you will about smoky-voiced singer Amy Winehouse, but I love her. Sure, she's got problems and it doesn't look like they're going away any time soon but doesn't she make you feel better about yourself? I mean, at least she doesn't have kids to screw up (yet), like one Ms. Britney Spears. Amy and her husband have been making the headlines with their recent AUIs (Antics Under the Influence), but I find the columnist's choice of verbiage interesting in this particular story. Do they use the term "perverting the course of justice" frequently out in London? I've never heard forms of "pervert" used in that way, does this mean I need to resubscribe to dictionary.com's word of the day?
Meanwhile...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!
Another one bites the dust huh? Well, while they are licking their wounds (or having Kate Hudson do it for them) might I suggest a band for them to listen to? The Cinematic Orchestra has begun its heavy iTunes rotation just in time for my winter. They remind me a bit of Antony and the Johnsons, especially in this song, however, a bit more palatable.