It seems as though the latest must-have accessory to replace chihuahuas are Asian babies. Did I miss the Asian baby memo? Since when have Paris Hilton and Britney Spears even wanted babies? Sure, Britney has two already and at least one more on the way, but they just get in the way of her clubbing, head shaving, Starbucks runs and Cheeto binges. Has anyone alerted the Chinese government about this? And why do they all have to be Asian babies? Sure, they're cute, I mean, check out this future Tila Teqiula:
Precious. But what about British babies? I mean, look at how adorable and charming they are with those cute little accents.
Or this kid (nationality unknown) who I would want watching over me. He is obviously terrified by his parents' lack of worry over what he assumes is blood on the face of his sibling.
This kid would be the best to babysit for though. Not only is he cute, but you would be able to play the Wii the entire night!
But really? Why adopt a baby when you can adopt a completely fictional character?