It seems as though we're getting farther and farther from reality on "Reality TV" these days. Nothing surprises me more though, than allegations about Tila Tequila being completely straight. Ms. Tequila is supposed to be the prize (and what a prize she is) to a lucky bachelor or bachelorette on her hit MTV show, "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila". According to the show's premise she is a bisexual single, trying to find Mr. or Mrs. right by seeing how far they'll go to be with her, like when she made them eat animal eyeballs and testicles. Nothing says lovin' like eating an animal's no no parts! To make matters worse, the Myspace star is said to have a boyfriend of over five years. Eh? Are you trying to tell me the tears being shed on that show are FAKE?
Speaking of fake, it looks like MTV has completely put music behind itself and is now only interested in making "quality" fake reality tv series. More fictional love-interests have been set up for "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad as she treks around Paris. Ah, the city of romance.
Looks like Lindsay Lohan is hitting the recording studio, although probably not as hard as she's hitting the bottle...And by bottle, I mean mysteriously orange tanning cream bottle. I'm guessing her next role will be in yet another remake of "Charlie and Chocolate Factory" as an Oompa Loompa.
In a bit of incredibly strange news, we learn that at some point American Idol judge Paula Abdul's urine sample was stolen out of her gynecologist's office by one of her biggest fans. He was fired for doing this but my guess is that he was really just trying to protect Paula from any drug tests that may have been performed.
Sadness hit the catwalk of Project Runway as Jack Mackenroth eliminated himself for health reasons. The only good that we can take with the bad is that he has left us with a SENSATIONAL YouTube video that I will watch probably all weekend.