Chubby Jones

Looks like Mackenzie Phillips's E! True Hollywood Story just added another chapter. The actress has had a long battle with drug addiction and right now the drugs are winning. Phillips was arrested at LAX this morning for bringing baggies of cocaine and heroin through airport screening. Homegirl forgot those screeners aren't just looking for toothpaste, deodorant or too many tampons these days.

Let's hope the inevitable rehab works this time.

With multiple directors and writers creating their own short film within this larger piece, there's sure to be at least one story about the Big Apple you can sink your teeth into. From the same minds that created Paris, je t'aime comes New York, I Love You.

While I'm really excited to see what Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman have come up with, I'm less enthused to sit through anything with Shia LaBeouf in it. Maybe those 5 minutes will be a good time to take a potty break or pick up some Funyuns.

The real reason I'm pumped to see this film is that Kevin Bacon is in it. What this means for all of us - six degrees of Kevin Bacon just got a whole lot easier. Hello, ensemble cast with the likes of Cloris Leachman, Hayden Christensen, Blake Lively, Christina Ricci and Saul Williams! Seriously, I'm going to be charging money for people to watch me judo chop that game right in the third degree.

I couldn't just let yesterday's post stand alone. Here's the trailer for Paris Hilton's new show. Apparently part of being her new bff is just doing whatever it is she tells you to do. She has missed her calling as a dominatrix.