Oxytocin accelerator: What's that have to do with poker?
My favorite “tell” I pick up on other poker players is shaking hands.
If they’re quivering when they throw their chips into the pot, they’re on an adrenaline rush, and a hand so big their body can’t control it.
Knowing that saves me money; I fold.
Unfortunately, I have the same tell myself.
That’s why I tried what is called an “oxytocin accelerator,” a homeopathic spray that is meant to put you more at ease. Oxytocin is a natural hormone from our pituitary gland; it’s what overcomes that feeling of panic.
HBC Protocols sent me a sample, and I tried it during a recent All-in Free Poker tournament at the Isle Casino and Racing. I sprayed a little in my mouth and sat down to play.
Now, poker is a game with unending variables: different cards, different players each time you sit down.
I can’t say I was any more or less calmer, and, well, I didn’t get enough big hands to accurately measure.
But with my chip count dwindling, I got ace-king in late position and called an early raiser.
When the flop came up three low cards, I fired all in. The early raiser, a tight player, called. And turned over pocket kings.
The turn and the river were no help to me and I went home, with an early night.
The spray may or may not have helped my nerves. The problem is, there’s no spray to prevent stupidity.


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