Mathmaticious
It's the season where South Floridians of a certain age are awaiting the thick and thin envelopes that will determine their futures.
(Actually, no, kids. But nobody wants to tell you this. Your parents want you to work hard, and the entire education infrastructure is based on ratings that determine how much those same parents much shell out.)
The nasty truth is that most colleges and universities in America are going to give you a pretty good education. It's what you do with it that counts. And we think the nerd below has a career in either applied physics or entertainment:
And if you're a bit confused by the parody, here's the original Fergie video this is based on:
DAN SCAPUSIO joined the Sun Sentinel's online team in 2008. A self described Internet enthusiast, he says the World Wide Web brings him joy, sadness, excitement, joy and a deep sense of terror all at once. For him, it's a crossroads where college humor and the most valuable scholarly information can be found and, in some cases, even melded.
