Seagalogy
Vern, one of the personalities at the AICN film site, has written a book on the art of being Steven Seagal. To promote the tome, called Seagalogy: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal , he has sponsored a YouTube contest on the merits of Seagalogy. Basically, the core of the philosophy seems to be an unfettered ass kicking in the name of all that is good: the old neighborhood, your partner's honor, and the earth's natural resources.
Take a look at some of the top entries. This is Vern's winner, "Killing Time:"
And then there's this, in which a grandmother offers her love to Steven:
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