Finally, a candidate we can all agree with. Captain Morgan is apparently running for President of the United States (watch out Joe Six-Pack).
His platform:
Economy: 2-day work week and 5-day weekends.
Environment: Making sure the party is hot, hot, hot.
Transportation: Designated drivers are a good thing.
Some of his supporters:
And...
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