This video blends (heh, heh, clever, eh? Eh?) two awesome Internet personalities. Blendtec inventor Tom Dickson and Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager. For those not familiar with Chad, he's Darth Vader's younger (and some would say emo) brother, relegated to being a shift manager at a Wisconsin grocery store called the Willy Street Co-Op (where my buddy shops and has actually seen Chad Vader walking through the parking lot, strangely enough).

Here, two immovable objects meet in an awesome display of destruction and splintering wood. Had this video included another meme, say, Numa Numa Guy, the Internets probably would have exploded in a mushroom cloud of awesome.

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