Vampires are all sorts of huge right now, what with this amazing pop culture behemoth that is the Twilight books/movie. The movie, which opened last Friday, made more than $70 million over the weekend -- and that's before Thanksgiving weekend, people. No school = a gazillion more dollars at the box office.

And as Twilight grabs all sorts of headlines, this weekend I stumbled across this video by some guy calling himself DJ Bobo. The song is called "Vampires Are Alive." There is much dancing and wearing of black.

This clip is so bad, it makes me want to grab a clove of garlic and my cross and call Buffy. (The Sarah Michelle Gellar version of the Slayer, of course. Not Kristy Swanson.)

I imagine SMG with a big wooden stake, just having a field day with these goons. Or, even better, tying them all up and forcing them to watch the Vampires vs. Goths episode of "South Park."

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