Let us take time, this Christmas, for us in South Florida to point at other parts of the nation and laugh at them and their frigid weather, their treacherous ice and their six or so months without seeing the sun. We can all start with Portland, Oregon, where dozens of cars fail to make it to the top of an icy hill.

Other parts of the nation, don't worry. Come hurricane season, you guys can return the favor.

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