Thank God there are people out there who help us prepare for worst-case scenarios such as biological attacks, plunging into canals and, of course, rhinoceros attacks. Leave it to Japan to publish a how-to safety video on such a scenario. Bonus points for over-the-top dramatic soundtrack.
Here's the Reader's Digest version of how to stop a rampaging rhino: poke it with a stick.
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