Paris Hilton. Dog droppings. A hippie. An evil corporate giant. A lame dance party.

What do they all have in common?

Each was featured in an election ad this past campaign season.

The Watch This Now team now proudly presents the Top 5 Worst (or Awesomely Bad) Political Ads of the Year. And with each clip, we will answer the question: Did the candidate win?

5. No mention of Angelina Jolie?

John McCain caused a stir with his "Celebrity" ad comparing Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton then responded with a biting video clip that ended up getting more media attention than McCain's commercial.

It's not a good sign when you are running for president and Paris Hilton upstages you.

Here's the original ad:

And here's Hilton's response:

So did McCain win? You know the answer.

4. Arrogant hippie

Sen. Mitchell McConnell (R-Ky.) had an ad attempting to link Democratic challenger Bruce Lunsford to New York Sen. Chuck Schumer.

The narrator sounds like he's been playing the horses all day at a New York racetrack. But my favorite part is the hippie. He has such a smug look on his face.

So did McConnell win? Yes, he beat Lunsford by 6 percent.

3. How about a political ad prominently featuring dog poop?

For some reason, Diane Benson, a congressional candidate in Alaska, thought it was a good idea.

So did Benson win?: Ummmm...no. Maybe she could use the ad if she ever runs for county dog catcher.

2. The lamest dance party ever.

Incumbent Rep. Sam Graves (R-Mo.) went after Democratic challenger Kay Barnes by claiming she had "San Francisco-style values." When I heard the phrase "San Francisco-style values," I immediately thought, "She likes Rice-a-Roni?"

I would be mad if I was Kay Barnes. She was supposed to get a ritzy California shindig and the only people who showed up were three unenthusiastic dancers.

So did Graves win? Yup, he crushed Barnes.

1. This ad is just wrong. In his bid for a Kansas senatorial seat, Democrat Jim Slattery's team came up with the grossest political ad of the year.

It features an evil corporate giant who appears to be relieving himself on little people.

I can't believe I just wrote that sentence.

So did Slattery win: Nope. Incumbent Pat Roberts kept his job.

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