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Joaquin Phoenix falls off of stage, "raps"


Joaquin Phoenix was cool. Gladiator. Signs. The Village. Hotel Rwanda. Walk the Line.

And then he went and crapped himself up by declaring he was done with acting to focus on his "music career." Well folks, here are the results. His stage presence leaves something to be desired as he takes a dive from the stage.

After the jump, you can see Joaquin Phoenix "rap." Yes, it's as bad as you'd come to expect from Hollywood actors and their musical side projects. I'm looking at you, Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Russell Crowe, Kevin Bacon, etc.

Oh God, this is painful.

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The Internet: It's like your parents. It cares for you, feeds you, lets you sleep in its bed when you're awake at night... it's always there. Our solemn mission at "Thank you, Internet" is to give it a phone call once in a while, compliment it on its watercolor drawings and buy it birthday cards - metaphorically speaking, of course. Your job is to sit back and enjoy our frenzied attempts to celebrate said Internet, in all it's weirdness, utility and blatant stupidity. By the end of your visit, you too will be saying, "Thank you, Internet."

DAN SCAPUSIO joined the Sun Sentinel's online team in 2008. A self described Internet enthusiast, he says the World Wide Web brings him joy, sadness, excitement, joy and a deep sense of terror all at once. For him, it's a crossroads where college humor and the most valuable scholarly information can be found and, in some cases, even melded.
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