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Joaquin Phoenix falls off of stage, "raps"
Joaquin Phoenix was cool. Gladiator. Signs. The Village. Hotel Rwanda. Walk the Line.
And then he went and crapped himself up by declaring he was done with acting to focus on his "music career." Well folks, here are the results. His stage presence leaves something to be desired as he takes a dive from the stage.
After the jump, you can see Joaquin Phoenix "rap." Yes, it's as bad as you'd come to expect from Hollywood actors and their musical side projects. I'm looking at you, Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Russell Crowe, Kevin Bacon, etc.
Oh God, this is painful.
JON BURSTEIN
KATHY BUSHOUSE
BRIAN HAAS
JUSTIN L. ABROTSKY
Comments
Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Russell Crowe, Kevin Bacon, etc. seem to hold their own as musicians. Crowe's band is really good as a matter of face. The Bacon brothers sound decent and Bruce Willis can actually rock but someone needs to tell Joaquin to keep his day job. He was a good actor.
Posted by: Bridgid | January 20, 2009 12:48 PM
Clearly, Haas, you have not listened to Jennifer Love Hewitt's "How Do I Deal?" Now THAT'S what I call music!
Posted by: Kathy Bushouse | January 20, 2009 5:39 PM
Oh I've heard it all right. I take issue with what you call music, missy. Though I'm of the camp that Jennifer Love Hewitt can do no wrong, so I'd say it's a wash.
I've also heard plenty of Bruce Willis' "music" and I guess it "rocks" if you consider it's a fabulously wealthy and privileged white man pretending to have the "blues."
If only I could post just once without having to use "quotation marks."
Posted by: Brian Haas | January 20, 2009 5:42 PM