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Southern Food Brokerage rap (aka worst rap video ever)


Hey gang, wouldn't it be a great idea if we had the office do its own version of the Chicago Bears' "Super Bowl Shuffle"?

That thought actually crossed someone's mind back in the mid-80s and 15 co-workers from the Southern Food Brokerage Corporation agreed to be in it. This is truly a testament to awful rapping, awful dancing and general awfulness.

I couldn't stop laughing at the second and third rappers. Frankly, I could watch them rap all day.

In addition, does that sales guy say at the 2:40 mark that if people don't buy his products they can go to hell? Or am I just hearing things?


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The Internet: It's like your parents. It cares for you, feeds you, lets you sleep in its bed when you're awake at night... it's always there. Our solemn mission at "Thank you, Internet" is to give it a phone call once in a while, compliment it on its watercolor drawings and buy it birthday cards - metaphorically speaking, of course. Your job is to sit back and enjoy our frenzied attempts to celebrate said Internet, in all it's weirdness, utility and blatant stupidity. By the end of your visit, you too will be saying, "Thank you, Internet."

DAN SCAPUSIO joined the Sun Sentinel's online team in 2008. A self described Internet enthusiast, he says the World Wide Web brings him joy, sadness, excitement, joy and a deep sense of terror all at once. For him, it's a crossroads where college humor and the most valuable scholarly information can be found and, in some cases, even melded.
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