Panic, mayhem and carnage at running of the bulls
More idiots attempt to run the bulls in Spain. And the bulls fight back. It’s pandemonium as someone falls over in a packed tunnel, trapping a crowd just as the bulls arrive, flinging bodies around like rag dolls before charging into the street to inflict more mayhem.
Let’s do the math: Angry 1,000-pound aggressive beasts with horns plus dozens of writhing human bodies. Result: More than 60 injuries but, astonishingly, no deaths. Apart from the bulls later on, of course.
Moral: Leave the animals alone, you dummies.
DAN SCAPUSIO joined the Sun Sentinel's online team in 2008. A self described Internet enthusiast, he says the World Wide Web brings him joy, sadness, excitement, joy and a deep sense of terror all at once. For him, it's a crossroads where college humor and the most valuable scholarly information can be found and, in some cases, even melded.