Actual News Report: "People Have Sex Everywhere"
This nearly four-minute news report by WNDU-16 out of South Bend, Indiana, goes on for at least three minutes too long.
It's horrible that two little kids had to see an orgy in a Taco Bell bathroom (never thought I'd be writing that line), but I can't believe it's an epidemic.
Actual line from the report--"Police say people have sex everywhere."
I like how the reporter included that police say they have heard of sex at fine dining restaurants. I imagine a fellow dressed like Mr. Monopoly opening a bathroom door, peering in and saying "Oh my!" with his monocle popping out.
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