I have no idea who the heck this guy is, but he goes from mildly obsessive about business cards ("this card is CRAP!") to American-Psycho-80s-music obsessive.
"You see that card? This is the most impressive business card I've ever seen. It's mine. It took me 25 years to design this."
Dude, you took 25 years to design a freaking business card that looks like a children's pop-up book? I hate to break it to you, but your life is LOL.
You share in the SunSentinel.com community, so we just ask that you keep things civil. Leave out the personal attacks. Do not use profanity, ethnic or racial slurs, or take shots at anyone's sexual orientation or religion. If you can't be nice, we reserve the right to remove your material and ban users who violate our Terms of Service.
DAN SCAPUSIO joined the Sun Sentinel's online team in 2008. A self described Internet enthusiast, he says the World Wide Web brings him joy, sadness, excitement, joy and a deep sense of terror all at once. For him, it's a crossroads where college humor and the most valuable scholarly information can be found and, in some cases, even melded.
