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Worst national anthem performances ever: The Star-Strangled Banner


It’s not hard to guess who gets Time magazine's nod as the worst performance of The Star-Spangled Banner of all time. Rosanne’s shrieking, crotch-grabbing performance at a 1990 San Diego Padres game still makes the toes curl all these years later.

But R Kelly, Carl Lewis and Michael Bolton (who couldn’t even remember the words) aren’t far behind.

See the full, excruciating Top 10.

Meanwhile, if you can stand it, here’s Roseanne…


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The Internet: It's like your parents. It cares for you, feeds you, lets you sleep in its bed when you're awake at night... it's always there. Our solemn mission at "Thank you, Internet" is to give it a phone call once in a while, compliment it on its watercolor drawings and buy it birthday cards - metaphorically speaking, of course. Your job is to sit back and enjoy our frenzied attempts to celebrate said Internet, in all it's weirdness, utility and blatant stupidity. By the end of your visit, you too will be saying, "Thank you, Internet."

DAN SCAPUSIO joined the Sun Sentinel's online team in 2008. A self described Internet enthusiast, he says the World Wide Web brings him joy, sadness, excitement, joy and a deep sense of terror all at once. For him, it's a crossroads where college humor and the most valuable scholarly information can be found and, in some cases, even melded.
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