Got a neck like a bullfrog? Do you have more of a "dewlap" or "wattle" than a chin? Does your bull mastiff have tighter face skin than you?
If so, you might need the Neckline Slimmer, a ridiculous contraption that will no doubt make you look like a nodding imbecile for hours on end.
I've also been negligent in pointing out one of my favorite resources for terrible commercials, Infomercial Hell. Thanks to them for pointing out this video and making my life easier.
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DAN SCAPUSIO joined the Sun Sentinel's online team in 2008. A self described Internet enthusiast, he says the World Wide Web brings him joy, sadness, excitement, joy and a deep sense of terror all at once. For him, it's a crossroads where college humor and the most valuable scholarly information can be found and, in some cases, even melded.
