Got a neck like a bullfrog? Do you have more of a "dewlap" or "wattle" than a chin? Does your bull mastiff have tighter face skin than you?

If so, you might need the Neckline Slimmer, a ridiculous contraption that will no doubt make you look like a nodding imbecile for hours on end.

I've also been negligent in pointing out one of my favorite resources for terrible commercials, Infomercial Hell. Thanks to them for pointing out this video and making my life easier.

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