New condition afflicting gamers: Duke Nukem's disease

As a recovering sufferer of Duke Nukem's disease because of my excessive first-person shooter video game playing (Anyone up for a round of TF2!? No? What about CS:S? COD4?!? PLEASE?!), I fully support the publicizing of this growing problem.

Let's help remove the stigma of a crippling disease that makes people flip out when they see barrels (they might explode!), climb up on any crates they see (hidden items might be up there!), crawl through air ducts (well, it was open), and carry around crowbars and pipe wrenches for no apparent reason (to be fair, you never know).

Thanks to my buddy Vinod (who is actually an artist on a first-person shooter being made) for sending this my way.

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