Modern gladiators battle in bacon skirts. Yeah, I don't know either.
After posting the Kush women's chest product, I figure I should throw a bone (or slab of meat, as it were) to the ladies. Though I'm not so sure they'll want this.
This video shows two very odd guys donning bacon skirts and smacking each other as part of the "Salami Fighting Association." There's a salami nunchaku involved and meatballs. And...
...It makes no damn sense at all except on a much higher plane of awesome.
Thanks to my Twitter buddy @jeremyhilton for bringing this to our attention. And likely scarring us for years to come.
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