Booty Pop is like a push-up bra for your butt
The folks over at the Infomercial Hell Blog have done it again, finding this amazing gem.
For all the ladies who want a little more J-Lo in the backyard, just toss on some of these football pad panties and watch your profile rise.
How could you not want to try these butt-cushions after this explosion of ridiculous adjectives: "Booty Pop turns a droopy derriere into a youthful-looking, head-turning, bootylicious booty."
They really needed to squeeze another booty into that sentence.


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As a white man, I'm missing the gene that makes, "booty," attractive.
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Me? The eyes have it.
Posted by: Keith | October 21, 2009 2:12 PM
Hilarious ad. And shockingly popular product/idea :)
But the comment above pretty much makes me vomit a little bit, hate the Sun Sentinel a lot and hope no one else comes here. Won't be forwarding this link. Thanks.
Posted by: BC | October 21, 2009 3:05 PM
Wow, BC. Hating the Sun Sentinel for a comment by a reader?
If the comment didn't meet our terms of service, I would have deleted it immediately. I'm known to be a pretty ruthless deleter/moderator and I definitely paused on Keith's comment.
But as much as I disagree with that comment on several levels, it is not my job to be thought police and delete simply because of bad taste, poor logic or a lost grip on reality.
There would be no Internet if every comment like that were deleted.
Sorry you don't feel that way and I'm sorry you can't distinguish between the newspaper and its readers.
Posted by: Brian Haas | October 21, 2009 3:25 PM
Have to disagree, Brian. The aforementioned comment is inflammatory, and he's misquoting Morris to make his work sound racist.
'Thought police' would apply if there was an actual thought in his comments.
Posted by: glenn | October 22, 2009 11:26 AM
You're probably right, Glenn and I'm going to take the middle ground on this one by editing his post, but leaving the non-inflammatory material intact.
Posted by: Brian Haas | October 22, 2009 11:34 AM
These panties can not be returned and are a rip off.they are ugly padded underwear - not a push-up bra for the butt. A good push-up bra for the butt is bubbles butt boosters. much better products and company. not these cheap things.
Posted by: Sarah | October 23, 2009 6:26 AM
Sarah,
Thanks for the product review! I was not familiar with Bubbles Butt Boosters but I promise to do significant research.
Posted by: Brian Haas | October 23, 2009 10:47 AM