Booty Pop is like a push-up bra for your butt
The folks over at the Infomercial Hell Blog have done it again, finding this amazing gem.
For all the ladies who want a little more J-Lo in the backyard, just toss on some of these football pad panties and watch your profile rise.
How could you not want to try these butt-cushions after this explosion of ridiculous adjectives: "Booty Pop turns a droopy derriere into a youthful-looking, head-turning, bootylicious booty."
They really needed to squeeze another booty into that sentence.
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