As loath as I am to promote American Idol, General Larry Platt is worth the effort. This 62-year-old possibly mentally ill man created perhaps one of the most illogically catchy songs I've ever heard. I don't apologize for the shameless overuse of adjectives in that previous sentence. Seriously, it's warranted. Watch the whole clip and you'll be singing quietly to yourself, "Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool..."
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DAN SCAPUSIO joined the Sun Sentinel's online team in 2008. A self described Internet enthusiast, he says the World Wide Web brings him joy, sadness, excitement, joy and a deep sense of terror all at once. For him, it's a crossroads where college humor and the most valuable scholarly information can be found and, in some cases, even melded.
