HBO's 'Hung' is Sprung!
Meet HBO's New Mr. Big
Giving the go-ahead to a financially well-endowed project that could either become hard on the career of fast-rising Tom Jane or a real rocket in his, ummm, pocket, HBO has picked up the series "Hung."
"Hung": Not, repeat, not about the career of William Hung. Besides, I think Dr. Evil has rights to that one.
HBO leaked this huge story to the Hollywood Reporter.
For the obvious reason.
This new HBO series will be about a guy who has a large...ahhh...hmmmm.
How to put this?
A big... Will someone help me on this one, please?
HBO reportedly rejected the titles "Shaft," "Tool," "Power Drill," "Captain Winkie," "Noodle," "Willie," "The Unit," and "Jack in the Box" because they were insufficiently descriptive or already in use by other shows or fast-food chains.
But really. How is this going to work? Tom Jane will star, and his solid career is either going to get a boost, or retract, dramatically.
He'll probably get a lot of dates though. (Isn't he, like, already dating or married to Patricia Arquette? I wonder what she has to say about this?)
Here's the long and short of it: HBO has picked up the series about a high school basketball who's been having trouble getting a raise at work. Because his finances are flagging, he decides on a plan! Use his mmm...large....ahhh....to....ummmm.
Think: "Weeds"-Meets-Long-Dong-Silver.
Seriously, people. How am I gonna write about this show for the Newsday.
In print, I'll have to refer to it as "H***." Much, much worse, readers will have to endure sophomoric blog posts filled with flaccid double-entendres.
Will air next season. Suddenly "Sex and the City" seems like "Anne of Green Gables."
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Comments (6)
This is the most confusing a contentedly written post. You were so busy trying to be cute you forgot to be clear.
Oh and you forgot a word in this sentence:
"about a high school basketball who's been having trouble"
The show is about a basketball?
I can't wait for this to air. I am a fan of Anne Heche as well. sounds like
an interesting story line and its about time us girls got an eye full!!!!
I can't wait for this to air. I am a fan of Anne Heche as well. sounds like
an interesting story line and its about time us girls got an eye full!!!!
True about the poorly written article. Even an article that if filled
with word-plays should at minimum not play around with content,
or proof-reading. What happened to real writers anyway.
I would normally look forward to a show like this except now that I
am older, I know that the idea of sexualizing male frontal nudity
on Ameican television is not going to happen, even though the
show is ABOUT a guy with a huge penis.
I think Hung will do very well when it airs especially as it airs straight after True Blood.
I am definitely looking forward to it.
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