Letterman: So Cold...
We have a little tradition here at TV Zone that goes back, oh, a month: We post the highlights from "Late Show with David Letterman" ahead of when the show actually airs because a.) we figure readers may want to go to bed before 11:35 and have too much stuff on their TiVo already and b.) the nice people at "Late Show" send the monologue to us. And c.) if the nice people at "Conan" or "Leno" or "Kimmel" sent us their monologues, we'd post those too. But they don't.
Dave, as you know, has a fixation on the weather. It's been cold in NYC, as you know, so here's the top of DL's monologue...
"You folks around the country probably know this but here in New York City, freezing cold! Am I right, Ladies and Gentlemen? It’s so cold today that that Bernie Madoff is actually looking forward to burning in Hell.
It’s so cold that the mercury in Jeremy Piven dropped below zero.
It’s so cold today that people were throwing shoes at Al Roker.
Oh, we’re not done yet. So cold today that President Bush was ducking ski boots.
So cold in New York City today that Madonna’s tongue froze to a Yankees infielder."
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