Letterman to Paula (Abdul): "Sue the Baboons"
If you missed last night's "Late Show with Dave" then you missed this clip below that you are about to click on, and certainly should...
Paula shows up to promote that new line of costume jewelry she's got coming out, and naturally, conversation shifts to that sick gambit by producers who let poor Paula Goodspeed into the audition room when they knew full well she was an Abdul stalker.
Dave - as you remember - was stalked by a similarly tragic woman some years ago, who repeatedly broke into his house. I don't think Letterman ever pressed charges, and even tried to help her the best he could (but she was later killed in an accident). So last night, when he told Paula to "sue the baboons" over the incident, I don't think he was kidding...
He barely let Paula speak. Her only response, "I've still gotta do the eighth season..."
(Dave shoulda asked her, are you doing a ninth?) After this, go to the jump for Dave's Top Ten ("messages left on Blago's answering machine.") No. 6 is - I warn you - laugh out loud funny.
THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN
"Messages Left on Rod Blagojevich’s Answering Machine"
[As presented on the Wednesday, Dec. 10, broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM-12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]
10. “For 10 grand you can make me Pope?”
9. “Hello, is this the Blog-o-bloga-a-da-go-bl-vipivh residence?”
8. “Hi, it’s O.J. Wanna be cellmates?”
7. “Oh, I’m sorry, I think I have the wrong Blagojevich.”
6. “Hi, it’s Larry Craig – did I hear something about a Senator’s seat being available?”
5. “I’m calling about your Senate seat on Craigslist. Want to trade for a futon?”
4. “Hey, it’s Cheney – Damn, even I think you’re sleazy.”
3. “You really Blagojevich’d your career.”
2. “I’m guessing you didn’t spend the bribe money on that haircut.”
1. “It’s Sarah Palin. Thanks for replacing me as the country’s most embarrassing governor.”
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