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THE BPL

Best Printable Line comes with the caveat of the quote being able to be reprinted for people of all ages. If not for this rule, Ari Gold would win every week. If not for this rule, I'd have been fired for dropping too many curses and lewd material in this blog.

The Big Knish

The Big Knish is awarded at the end of each season to the character the most BPLs. Here's the history so far:

Season 4: Ari Gold
Season 3.5: Drama, E
Season 3: Ari Gold, Turtle
Season 2: Johnny Drama
Season 1: Johnny Drama**

** Entourage the blog began midway through Season 2, but we went back and did the research from Season 1. Not surprisingly, Drama won that season's Big Knish, too.
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July 31, 2005

The human side of Vincent Chase

By Mark La Monica

The true beauty behind the HBO series “Entourage” is its intelligent writing and ability to create an aura of believability surrounding the world of make-believe.

Then again, some may argue that the truly true beauty of “Entourage” is Adrian Grenier who plays the role of Vincent Chase, the movie star that gives the show its basis.

For the first 16 episodes (one and a half seasons), we’ve seen Vincent Chase sleep with beautiful women, live a lavish lifestyle surrounded by his friends, the clubs of Southern California and just a little bit of marijuana. He had no cares in the world, other than hanging out with his boys and having fun. He escaped from financial problems by landing a $500,000 commercial and a $2 million role as Aquaman.

All this without ever breaking a sweat.

Until now.

Mandy Moore, who incidentally plays the role of Mandy Moore, is an ex-girlfriend of Vincent’s. According to the back story of the show, she’s the one that shredded him emotionally five years earlier and now they are cast together in Aquaman.

Vincent claims there’s no problem between the two, then says it’s awkward, then says there’s no problem. Yet, it’s fairly easy to figure out that Mandy Moore is Vincent Chase’s kryptonite.

In the previous episode, it is revealed that Vincent asked Mandy to marry him after they had been dating for five weeks. She said no. Now, he has to confront those emotions again after five years of suppressing them.

Ironic how by playing a superhero, Vincent becomes more human than at any point in the show’s brief but successful history.

How many of us have that one ex-lover that still messes up our minds? The one that we pretend to hate and never want to see again when we’re around our friends, yet always wind up e-mailing at 3:38 a.m. Or even worse, the one we drunk dial.

It’s a sad reality, but a reality nonetheless. It’s part of life. Denying it is like holding onto all those old cards and letters after she cheated on you – it just makes no sense.

Better to forget all about the person and move on in life.

But, of course, it’s not that easy. Especially because you know that person will re-appear in your life at some point. Could be at a conference for your job. Maybe in passing at the movie theater. Or at dinner when you’re with someone else. Face it, that’s just the way life works.

Here, Vincent and Mandy Moore are supposed to share a set for nine months while they film the movie. In this last episode (which re-airs Monday night at 9:30 and several other times during the week), Mandy wants Vincent to be friends with her fiancé. Vincent gets caught saying yes on short notice to a dinner with the two of them. When he shows up at the restaurant, he sees the two of them canoodling in a corner and walks out.

It’s a painful moment to watch. You see it unfold on your television screen and you wonder to yourself, “Where have I seen this before?”

The answer is exquisitely simple: You lived it.

July 1, 2005

23 things you should know about Mark La Monica

By Mark La Monica's press rep, also named Mark La Monica

1) If there were a Turtle look-a-like contest, I'd win in the 6-foot and over category hands down.

2) Why 23? It has nothing to do with Michael Jordan or LeBron James and everything to do with Don Mattingly.

3) Nicole Eggert needs to make a comeback.

4) I first interviewed Kevin Connolly from a bar. He was on set in L.A. I was at J.G. Melon's on 74th and 3rd. He hasn't let me forget it in our meetings since. Good times.

5) I'm just sayin.

6) I met Jon Lovitz in Vegas one night at the Hard Rock. My entourage and I were hammered. Six drunk New Yorkers. It was 3 a.m., maybe 4 a.m. We told him his phone book sucks.

7) "I Can't Live Without My Radio" by LL Cool J is such an underrated old-school rap song.

8) What do Doug Ellin, Lindsay Lohan and Mark La Monica have in common, other than being grouped in this sentence? They all shared Merrick as a hometown for a good portion of life.

9) I want to party with the guy who said, "Let's take this Britney girl and put her in a schoolgirl outfit and pigtails."

10) Not a day goes by where you can't quote a line from a Chris Rock HBO special and have it be appropriate to a real-life situation.

11) Yes, I bought the Vanilla Ice tape when it came out. Yes, I still have it!

12) Dr. Meredith Grey or Dr. Addison Montgomery? I struggle with the debate every time I watch "Grey's Anatomy" and "Private Practice."

13) After I got Kevin Dillon to scream "Victory!" on the red carpet one

14) I wish I started the "John Basedow perished in the tsunami" rumor.

15) Sometimes life needs an Edit > Undo function.

16) Robert De Niro or Al Pacino? Pacino!

17) I want to party with the guy who said "Let's put a hot chick in little clothing on the cover and write across Sex, Sports, Gadgets, Gear, Games, Style, etc., the top."

18) All-American Hamburger in Massapequa is just as good as In & Out on the West Coast.

19) "Clan in the front, let your feet stomp."

20) Percolating!

21) I can handle the truth.

22) Mark Lamonica is also the name of former WWE wrestler Bubba Ray Dudley. Sadly, no relation.

23) Victory!

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(Hey, I'm complex and deep. Deal with it.)

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