By Mark La Monica
Line of the week, part 1
Johnny Drama once again delivered the "Best Printable Line," and with only a few episodes left this season, he has a chance at victory!
Vincent informed his boys that he and Mandy Moore have started seeing each other again. Her birthday is the next day and Vincent needs to find a special gift.
Drama comes through with what every guy has thought of (or tried) at least once: "You should've started dating her next week, bro. Could have saved yourself some coin."
Line of the week, part 2
Just as Drama pulled ahead in the "Best Printable Line" standings, E came back minutes later and tied him for first place.
The guys were about to start skeetshooting and Drama asserts that he's a former paintball champion.
Turtle, his manhood questioned, jumped in with "Whose whole family is of Sicilian ancestry?"
A tremendous line, but E trumped them with this retort: "Your grandmother ran numbers out of a deli, Turtle. You're far from a made man."