By Mark La Monica
Episode 6 brought the pain like Method Man on his first solo album. Great lines flowed from beginning to end.
For the first time in the history of "Entourage, the blog" we have a split decision for Best Printable Line.
Maybe it's a cop out, or maybe it's just a nod to the brilliant writing of Lisa Alden from Episode 6 of Season Three. Either way, who really cares, because in the end, we all win for being able to watch this show.
The first co-winner, based on the episode's chronology, is Turtle.
Since Vince was ignoring his agent, Ari and Lloyd show up at Vince's house. The bell rings and the guys see Ari and Lloyd on the security monitor. Turtle turns to Vince and says, "This must be serious. He brought his muscle."
Ridiculous.
Shortly after that, Ari Gold claimed his share of this week's title. Ari is explaining, loudly, to Vince what will happen if he plays hardball with the studio and can't get around on the studio head's fastball. "He will sue you," Ari says. "He'll take everything you have. He'll take the house, the cars, maybe even Turtle."
Equally ridiculous.
We're six episodes in and the race for the Big Knish Award and Ari Gold is starting to pull away.
Best Printable Line Standings
Ari Gold 2.5
E 1
Drama 1
Turtle's Mom 1
Turtle 0.5
Comments (2)
What about the comment about Johnny Drama getting gang raped by silver backed gorillas? Or the one about a 3 some with rules is not a 3 some... it's a nightmare?
No way. Best line (and I'll paraphrase for clean printability) was "When opportunity knocks, you gotta answer her call and then let her .... on your girlfriend!"