By Mark La Monica
12:36 a.m. and I'm still furious!
Tonight was brutal with a capital BRUTAL.
New-to-the-land-but-quick-with-the-wit friend Dooley tried going through an intermediary in an attempt to ruin my world by telling me what happened in the season finale.
Intermediary friend Eileen was wise enough to ask me first if such a thing would be considered safe for the health of these people involved with the subversive tactic.
My response was: " i will stab her in the eye if she opens her mouth. i got it on DVR."
With that fire successfully put out, in came the comments from readers. I love my readers dearly, and I love the success of this blog this season, but the little "Hey, dude, you got an email" indicator on my computer was a form torture not even Rumsfeld knows about. It hurt to see so many comments come flying in within 30 minutes after the season's end.
Bam! Boom! Bing! Pow!
It was like being in the ring with Rocky in the 15th round. Just crazy left-right combinations to which there is no defense.
Chi-town friend Autonacci even tried to IM some stuff, but I had to instruct him about the health risks that accompany such acts of aggression.
I'm not sure if I did all my Emmy work for the site to the fullest, but I know I can't sit here anymore and wonder what happened. Time to leave and pray that James Dolan's Cablevision DVR worked properly.