By Mark La Monica
In the perfect world, Martin Landau would win the Big Knish outright for his work in this episode about Brando and the maid. Such precision, such deft. That's why he's a big dog in Hollywood.
But, the world is far from perfect, so we're going to have to stick to the rules of "Best Printable Line" and give it to Turtle again this week. He's making a strong run at Ari Gold for the title.
Drama is driving Turtle through Saigon's neighborhood en route to his house. Drama explains he's not happy about being in this town for the second time without his nunchucks (honorable mention for BPL, by the way).
Turtle retorts with a great line, both in the wording and the recipient of such wording.
"Oh, you're not happy. I've got 40 grand riding on finding Saigon in the next four hours. If I don't, I'm gonna kill myself by eating all your Propecia pills."
Boom!
Best Printable Line Standings*
Ari Gold 3.5
Turtle 2.5
E 2
Drama 1
Turtle's mom 1
* Ari Gold has a 1-game lead with two weeks left in the race for the second Big Knish Award.
Comments (2)
Sorry but Week 10's best line definetly is deserving to Drama. Before being dangled like Vanilla Ice, "We already have legal documents drawn up by Simon, Schuester and three other Jewish names i can't remember."
Classic music industry, jewish attorneys.
I thought the best line of Week 10 was while Drama was dangling, his life in the balance saying, "You watched Viking Quest?" The need to be recognized overwhelmed his need to live at that moment. Pretty cool.