By Mark La Monica
After three seasons and two Big Knish Awards, it's easy to default to Johnny Drama for Best Printable Line. In fact, it's almost surprising when he doesn't take home the weekly BPL honor.
He's sort of like Tiger Woods at a major golf event. The standard is set so high that when he doesn't win, you immediately wonder what went wrong. It's not that another golfer won, but Tiger lost.
Although Drama hit some great shots, E sunk the putt on 18 to win the first BPL of Season 3.5. Of course, It was a zinger at Drama.
Quick refresher: We're a family Web site and I need the steady paycheck, so Best Printable Line is just that: the best line from the show that is reprintable. Of course, the lines with cursing are often more repeatable and reusable in life, they are not reprintable.
The entire episode, Drama was all about the billboard advertising the Ed Burns pilot that became a new show on NBC (in the show, not in real life . . . yet.)
As Vince is preparing to make a wish before blowing out the candles at his birthday bash, Drama suggests Vince include him in his wish.
E steps in and shoots out: "What do you want him to wish for Drama, that someone recognizes you?"
Season 3.5 Best Printable Line Standings (thru one episode):
E 1
Ari 0
Drama 0
Turtle 0
Vince 0
P.S. Be sure to check back here this Friday for a BPL big announcement.
Comments (3)
Oh come on...the best line has to go to the new agent when she asks if Ari needs a ride back....I thought that was the best...with E's line coming in second!
That was a gem. Even better than drama's "fribbles" line.
However, I think the use of the b-word in the line would be considered unprintable by my bosses here, which is why I had to go in the other direction. Don't want to get the operation shut down after just one episode.
how about when Ari goes off in the conference room. That was halarious!