By Mark La Monica
Hokies friend Lloyd launched a text message in my direction at 10:25 p.m. Sunday night, or right about the time agent Amanda, played by Carla Gugino, offered up her wonderfully delightful body up to Vince Chase on "Entourage."
The message was simple and similar to the ones I get all the time: "I want to be Vincent Chase."
I sent the only response necessary: "We all do."
It's such a standard reply that I have it saved it in my cell phone as a quick text. It's quite the time-saver.
It would seem that Amanda, Vince's new agent, doesn't like sexual tension in her workplace. Plus, the quite-hot brunette is in the throes of a power struggle with Ari Gold for Vince's attention and business. So, she decides to offer Vince something no other agent in the game can: the opportunity to, um, do things with her. (Damn you, Best Printable Line guidelines!)
Right about at that moment, a collective "I hate my life" was heard all over Man Town, U.S.A.
Let us get this straight: The woman in charge of shaping Vince's movie career wants to eliminate any future issues between the two by engaging in a whole bunch of unattached and exquisite sexual encounters, and she tells him this without hesitation after he says she's cute?
I want to be Vincent Chase!
The dream of a sugarmommy has lived in the male brain for quite some time. Forget the stereotype of rich, powerful men playing the rich, powerful role for the ladies. We here at "Entourage, the blog" believe wholeheartedly in equality.
Give us a sugarmommy any day. An assertive, powerful woman who can support herself (and us) more than comfortably and is secure enough to overtly go after a dude she works for.
I would vacuum the house every day. Tend to the vegetable garden. Water the lavenders every other day. Whatever. Mr. Mom? Please! Michael Keaton wouldn't hold a candle to a sugar-mommied Entourage, the blog writer.
Not even Tom Cruise when he comes back to New York from Jamaica in "Cocktail" would come close.
Sugarmommies are dreamy. Alluring. Coveted. Hot.
(Hang on while I go check my thesauras.)
Enchanting. Captivating. Magnetizing. Enticing. Charismatic. Bewitching.
And so far away from happening to us regular fellas.
Damn, I want to be Vincent Chase.
Comments (10)
why are these episdoes so short? I have tivo and the tivo box has the actual epsidoe, after previous episdoe flashbacks, starting at 1 min out of 30 min, then the credits role at 21 min out of 30 min. what a joke
I agree with bryanglenn2; I think we're totally getting ripped off in terms of time. I guess it's a testament to the quality and addictiveness of the show that I long for an hour's more worth of material at the end of each....
Ari is the true star of the show, hehe, god I love him.
and I agree, the episodes are so short!.
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I love this Blog, especially the proper use of a thesaurus. I think Entourage, and all HBO shows, seem a little short because they make these shows with the idea to syndicated them so they are not exactly 30 minutes. Or the writers are lazy. One of those.
this is exactly what i said to my wife last night when we finally were able to watch the show. because it was on the dvr, and we started watching at 9:45ish, I did a double-take at 10:07 and said out loud "it's over already??"
and then my wife made a comment about me wanting to see carla half-naked again (ugh, that opening scene!) and with some witty banter on my part we were in bed a few moments later.
Victory!
I cant believe Drama is gonna get a offer for rush hour 3 in the upcoming show, well in the 2nd to last one then he moves into a house by himself! Also Ari gets medilln creating a war between the new agent and himself. Cant wait!
I wore out a couple buttons on my Tivo remote whilst viewing that opening scene over and over again.
Where do I find a gal that wears that every morning even when she's BY HERSELF!?!?!?
But who is the Sourmommy?
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