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THE BPL

Best Printable Line comes with the caveat of the quote being able to be reprinted for people of all ages. If not for this rule, Ari Gold would win every week. If not for this rule, I'd have been fired for dropping too many curses and lewd material in this blog.

The Big Knish

The Big Knish is awarded at the end of each season to the character the most BPLs. Here's the history so far:

Season 4: Ari Gold
Season 3.5: Drama, E
Season 3: Ari Gold, Turtle
Season 2: Johnny Drama
Season 1: Johnny Drama**

** Entourage the blog began midway through Season 2, but we went back and did the research from Season 1. Not surprisingly, Drama won that season's Big Knish, too.
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Episode 8: Best Printable Line

By Mark La Monica

To fully appreciate the Best Printable Line from the Season 3.5 finale, you need to understand two words:

1) Billy
2) Walsh

He's a whackadoo character on the show, and every time he shows up on your television screen, he refuses to disappoint.

Of course, he didn't win the BPL this week because every fourth word out of his mouth is an F-bomb or worse. But, his new (and fitting) arc as a porn director gave rise to an unlikely BPL victor: Vince.

Vince and E rolled onto Walsh's set to discuss Medellin without knowing anything about his new gig. After discussing what movie it might be in the car ride over, Vince and E walk into a porn set with a pool table, leather outfits, naked women and men and, of course, Billy Walsh.

Vince turns to E and quizzically opines about Walsh's new movie, "Boogie Nights 2?"

Funny on so many levels.

The Final Season 3.5 Best Printable Line Standings
Drama 2
E 2
Turtle 1
Vince 1
Sloan 1
Kelly 1

Comments (4)

I enjoyed the haze but would have liked to see a brief shot of Wahlberg in the background. Or Burt Reynolds.

Bad choice.

When discussing E living with Sloan and not being able to get out, Turtle said, "And that girl from Silence of the Lambs is just stayin' in that well."

Drama should have dropped a lotion in the basket line to cap it off, but Turtle beat Vince's line regardless.

I agree that that was a crap choice which needs to be changed.

Walsh won it hands down with:

"Yvette, I need a fluffer in the green room. I have some reading to do."

I agree with the Silence of the Lambs quote. Also, I wouldn't be opposed to "I'd rather leave him on the street and let him fend for himself," which Turtle said to Drama when discussing if Arnold could stay at the crap $800/month apartment that Johnny first looked at.

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