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THE BPL

Best Printable Line comes with the caveat of the quote being able to be reprinted for people of all ages. If not for this rule, Ari Gold would win every week. If not for this rule, I'd have been fired for dropping too many curses and lewd material in this blog.

The Big Knish

The Big Knish is awarded at the end of each season to the character the most BPLs. Here's the history so far:

Season 4: Ari Gold
Season 3.5: Drama, E
Season 3: Ari Gold, Turtle
Season 2: Johnny Drama
Season 1: Johnny Drama**

** Entourage the blog began midway through Season 2, but we went back and did the research from Season 1. Not surprisingly, Drama won that season's Big Knish, too.
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Entourage 4/7: Best Printable Line

By Mark La Monica

With great dialogue being spewn every other line in this episode, the Sunday night Best Printable Line judges had to sift through and find words that were actually printable.

After a brief consult with the BPL magistrate, we decided that Drama produced the line that was both the best and printable.

As the guys debate E's ability to have non-emotional sex, Drama finally put his foot down and staked his claim to this week's BPL, his first of Season 4.

"All people need to get laid, except that whackjob who only needs a good book, a cup of tea and a nice long hug."

Well done, Drama.

Season 4 Best Printable Line Standings
Ari Gold 3
Turtle 2
Vince 1
Drama 1
E 0
Billy Walsh 0

Comments (4)

Drama deserves the best line however it was for his line at the beginning, "Mean is making Jen Mancini ride her bike home after I a$$ f*cked her."

My question to everyone is...isn't revenge sex based on emotion as well? E only slept with that chick because Sloan was seeing someone else...how is that not tied to emotion? Drama should still have won the bet!

Fred - Its the best "printable" line....many times there are better lines the one used her but since its a family website Mark can only use PG-13 lines.

Yo- I agree with Fred. That was the line that had me rolling off the couch at the onset of the episode. To mentaly picture a girl riding home on a bike after the fact..... serious! Drama should also get a bv (best visualization) after turtle caught a peak of drama gettin after it in the living room rockin the roger rabbit.

I could be onto something here.

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