Entourage: Let's Blog It Out

By Mark La Monica

For those of you still in search of gifts to put on your Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa lists, or for those searching for gifts to get your peoples, let me lend you a helping hand. I mean, it is the season for giving, right?

I can't sit here (actually, I'm lying down) and set your personal style, so don't look for $1,500 watches, $6,000 suits or $300,000 cars. Try Esquire or GQ for that stuff.

Instead, I've compiled a small group of Entourage items available across the Web that you might want to consider this holiday season

Entourage Season 2 DVD
Sure, Seasons 3 and 3.5 are already out on DVD, but just in case you don't already own the show's finest season on DVD, this is a reminder that you should start functioning like a normal human.

Suits Suck t-shirt
It's the shirt Billy Walsh wore after he thought E leaked the "Medellin" trailer on YouTube. Need we say more?

"Hug It Out" pet tee
Brilliant marketing here. Take the show's catchphrase and put it on a shirt for dogs. Genius!

Ari-ism No. 6 shirt
We all know and love the way the writers write for Ari Gold and the way Jeremy Piven plays him. This shirt lets everyone else know. It features the Ari quote, ""$4,000 a month? That's what I pay my dog walker" Now, can you remember the scene?

Entourage eco-friendly mouse pad
I'm not really sure how a mouse pad can or cannot be environmentally friendly, but what the heck? Everyone is going green lately, so we'll support the cause.

"Hug it out" onesie
For the really, really young Entouragers out there. Hmmm, I knew a few people expecting kiddies next year. Hmmm, it looks like the HBO Entourage store just made a few bucks.

Ladies camo tank top
Ladies are nice. Ladies who appreciate "Entourage" are nice. Ladies who wear tank tops are nice. Add it all up and we can't wait to get turned down by them.

"I Bench More Than Drama" t-shirt
It's just such a good idea for a T-shirt. We recommend the long-sleeve edition because you can wear a sleeveless shirt over it and actually look like you do bench more than Drama. Even though you don't (and really, who does?), it's OK to look the part.

Gold/LLoyd in '08 bumper sticker
Bumper stickers may be extremely tacky, but at least this one is funny, too.

The Bob Ryan BBQ apron
What's a gift guide for the fellas without something barbecue-related? I'll kowtow to typical stereotypes and include this, but only because of what it says on the front of this apron: "Is that something you might be interested in?" Yes, I believe so.