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Vivica A. Fox outside the Bryant Park Fashion Week tents.

All Day: Celeb/fashionista gazing outside the big white Bryant Park Fashion Week tents. You need a pass to get inside, but no credential required for streetside ogling. We saw Vivica A. Fox earlier ... hopefully you'll see better.

10 p.m.: The Mr. and Miss Williamsburg Pageant - As we told you a few weeks ago, it took a malt-liquor shoplifter to come up with this one. If you care, head out to Billyburg and watch the neighborhood all-stars parade their version of chic down a contrived catwalk at Supreme Trading. Many meta-levels of irony here. It's making our heads spin. (213 N. 8th St. at Driggs Avenue, 718-599-4224; $10)

Protests, dance lessons, Broadway debuts ...

Noon: State Sen. Bill Perkins calls for an investigation into an alleged incident where NYPD officers drove a police car through Harlem with the head of a black infant doll displayed atop the car’s antennae; 163 West 125th St., 9th floor.

Noon: “So You Think You Can Dance” judge Mary Murphy launches new
dance exercise program based on Latin ballroom dance techniques;
Dance Times Square, 156 West 44th St., b/w Sixth Ave. & Broadway.

Now til 5 p.m.: Play mobile unit visits Samuel Bennerson Park for a day of fun, friendship and dancing; 64th Street, b/w Amsterdam and West End

2 p.m.: Hip hop artist Nas joins members of MoveOn.org to deliver petitions protesting Fox News coverage of Barack Obama; 1211 Sixth Ave.

7 p.m.: The 3rd annual Night of Dominican Embrace; Maestros Caterers,1703 Bronxdale Ave.

10:10 p.m.: Debut curtain call/photo opportunity with Bailey Hanks, winner
of MTV’s “Legally Blonde The Musical: The Search for Elle Woods”; The Palace Theatre, 1564 Broadway

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Here's the haps on tap for today:

Noon to 1:30 p.m.: SNY hosts a preview of the Mets-Phillies series and an autograph session with Keith Hernandez, Ron Darling and Lee Mazzilli; SNY’s Plaza, 51st St. & Sixth Ave.

2 p.m. to 4 p.m.: Virgin Megastore Union Square hosts “Spaced: The Complete Series” DVD signing with Simon Pegg, Jessica Hynes and Edgar
Wright; 14th St. & Broadway.

4 p.m.: Photo-op with Bailey Hanks, the winner of MTV’s “Legally Blonde The
Musical: The Search for Elle Woods”; Palace Theatre, 47th St. & Seventh Ave.
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12:30 p.m.: Princess Katie and Racer Steve (above) perform for children; southern end of Union Square Park, then free yoga at 3 p.m.

1 p.m.: James Brown’s children go on the Al Sharpton radio show to express disapproval of the auctioning of his possessions [PHOTOS].

1 p.m.: Making 8th Avenue more beautiful -- The Port Authority Bus Terminal unveils a new work of public art by Tattfoo Tan (above).

We know you remember the Bedazzler of infomercial fame -- that magical fabric stapler that created sparkling bejeweled designs on your jean jackets, Esprit t-shirts and maybe even the canvas cover of your Trapper Keeper (who knew it had its own Web site?) with just a simple punch.

Now - Cheetah Girl Sabrina Bryan of "Dancing with the Stars" fame is helping bring back a revamped version for the pre-teen of today, Color Me Gemz from Fisher-Price.

The classic Bedazzler resembled a stapler, this new version is a set of pens that draws in gem stone tones -- we think it must be kind of like puffy paint.

If you just can't wait to re-dazzle your jeans, head to the Times Square Toys "R" where Sabrina will be doing a demo on how to "bling-up" your clothes and signing autographs.

And now: The original Bedazzler:

- Lauren Johnston

From Spock to sports heros, here's what we have on tap today: