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FCAT invades little brains
You know FCAT training has your child brainwashed when she starts insulting people in well-organized essays.
I'm going to change the name of the insulted, to protect her from knowing. But here's what my six-year-old first-grader said yesterday in the car. She was talking out loud, but to herself I suppose.
"I hate Shanna. She's a horrible person. First, she has the worst cafeteria manners. Next, she's the meanest person in the world. And last, she's a bad person. In conclusion, I hate Shanna.''
I wasn't sure whether to be impressed, or horrified.
I've told her it's not right to "hate'' anyone. But I do want her to pass the FCAT!
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Posted by: BARRY MORSE | October 28, 2008 2:39 PM
"Users begin to communicate logically.'' Well, good. My little "user'' Lily is already doing just that.
Posted by: Brittany Wallman | October 28, 2008 2:41 PM
This is really funny! It made me laugh. First, how she stated how she felt. Next, how she listed why. And last, how she was having this conversation with herself. In conclusion this is really funny!
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