Nothing, stuff and other things they pick up at school
Apparently, this didn't start with me, and that makes me feel better.
When the girls were younger, before I met them, their grandfather used to pick them up from elementary school every afternoon. He was telling me yesterday that he would often ask them, "What did you learn in school today?"
"Nothing."
"The teacher didn't talk?"
"Yes."
"So you already knew what the teacher was going to say?"
"No."
"Then the teacher said something you didn't know before?"
"Yeah!"
"Good, so what did you learn?"
"Nothing."
Grandpa should be happy to learn, then, that the girls have since made progress. Not long ago, I asked the older one what she learned in Spanish class.
"Stuff."
"What kind of stuff?"
"Stuff."
Gotta admit, she had me there. Everyone knows the difference between "stuff" and "stuff," right? Sigh. Maybe I'll have better luck with the younger one, who just got back from a CCD class (Catholic religious education).
"What did they teach you in CCD class today?"
"Things."
"What kind of things?"
"Things about God."
Imagine that. In a religious education class, no less. "Like what?"
"Things about God."
Note to stepchildren, grandchildren and all children: changing the emphasis you place on particular words doesn't change the answer. Note to stepparents, grandparents and all parents: No matter how many times you ask, and no matter how many ways you ask, they're not going to answer if they don't want to talk.
Maybe next time I'll send a text message. Resistance is still futile.
I'll say this much for "things" and "stuff": It's better than "nothing."
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