VH1 is the only one who can have the best week ever.

These blog entries were bright spots during the daily grind that was this week.

5. Mom orders bickering kids out of the car, by Whoa, Momma. How many times have we threatened to pull over this car if you kids don't stop bickering over who gets the window seat or who has been called a boogerhead? Well, a White Plains, N.Y., attorney/mom did it. She booted the kids out of the car three miles from home and drove off. To find out what happened to the mom, read on.

4. Sex is the new green, by Moms Miami. These are by far our favorite ways to help the planet:

Lube up organically -- say goodbye to parabens & chemicals and hello to natural aloe & flowers.

Bamboo sheets -- style your bed in silky bamboo & enjoy a pesticide and chemical-free romp.

3. Mother Suckers, by The Big Money. Vampires are having their moment in, well, if not the sun, then certainly the Twilight. The real-life plot twist here, though, is that it's not 'tween and teen girls who make up Twilight's ardent -- and profitable -- fan base. It's their mothers.

2. Baby T-Pain likes fish sticks, by Daddy Types. The video is the blog entry and it's a hoot. A boy's cries are produced like a T-Pain song.

1. A touching moment, by Hipster Mom. (Boy says to mother:) "Hey mom?" "Yea?" It's crazy how when you cry it's kind of like you have "sweat buds" inside your eyes!"

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