HAPPY FRIDAY!
HI, MY NAME IS ANGEL. AND I WANT TO WELCOME YOU TO CAT TOWN.
IT IS A CYBER PLACE CREATED BY SOME GUY, R.NOYES, WHO LIKES CATS AND TOWNS AND MAYBE ALTERED STATES OF CONSCIOUSNESS AND MAYBE SOUTH PARK, TOO.

I'M MAYOR SAILOR SUIT CAT, THE MAYOR OF CAT TOWN. COME WATCH US SAVE THE CAT FOOD FACTORY AND HAVE A RAVE AND FIGHT THE ANIMAL HAT GANG, ALL IN ALL-CAPS. NO DOGS, PLEASE. THEY GO TO DOG TOWN.

I'M EL GUAPO, THE HERO, AND I ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY. I MUST WARN YOU; ONCE YOU SEE WHAT IS GOING DOWN IN CAT TOWN, YOU WILL KEEP COMING BACK. YOU WILL VISIT WHEN YOU SHOULD BE DOING YOUR EXPENSE REPORT. OR WRITING A SALES PROPOSAL. OR READING SOMETHING IMPORTANT THAT YOUR BOSS WILL ASK YOU ABOUT DURING A MEETING.

CLICK HERE TO VISIT CAT TOWN. IF YOU LIKE IT AS MUCH AS WE DO, TELL R.NOYES TO:
WRITE MORE EPISODES!
THE ANIMAL HAT GANG STILL IS IN ALASKA.