One of the interesting things about being a companion animal blogger is the endless array of newfangled products that cross your e-desk. Dogs and cat owners appear to be edging out children of aging parents as the next hot target market, and I am astounded at the stuff (some of it useless, some not) being generated to nibble at our wallets.

"During the upcoming holiday season, it's even more acceptable to splurge on your four-legged life mates," one promoter, apparently unaware that we're living in an area hard hit by that thing we don't want to call a recession, cooed in her product pitch. Gee, my two-legged life mate probably is getting a T-shirt from Target this holiday.

In the past two weeks, I have received promos for:
* PetPeepers: Diapers, complete with tail holes, for incontinent dogs and cats. At least this has a practical application, as more companion animals are living longer or with disabilities that makes traditional pet potty practices impossible. And this product is sold by people who are serious about helping handicapped pets.

Starting at $12.95 for a 10-pack, PetPeepers are more expensive than what you'll use on your kid. Go the Web site and you can get a free trial diaper for $1.75 in shipping, and see if its worth it.
I have to admit: The thought of wrestling a cat into a diaper (see unintentionally funny photo) sent me into hysterics. That thing would be Kleenex confetti in a minute flat.

* From Turchin Love & Light Jewelry: A $895 handmade dog leash, and coordinating $250 collar, made of alligator skin with "silver embellishments." The Miami company even can arrange for you to have your purchased blessed by Buddhist monks.

David, please note: I know you spoil our cats rotten. But any jewelry in our household is going around my neck.

* Finally: Here's something for when barking isn't enough.
Poochie-Bells., the Original Designer Dog Doorbell (so says the press packet) looks like an oversized collar festoned with several bells and a silver dog bone charm. You hang it on your doorknob and supposedly, your pup will ring the bell when he/she wants to go out, rather than resort to the usual tacky whining.

Of course, this requires some training. Which is why there are no Kitty-Bells.
Poochie-Bells come in a variety of prices, sizes and colors to suit every taste: Those in the Country Club Collection, featuring preppy prints, run about $25.

Happy shopping! If any of you try these must-haves, let me know and we'll post a Pet Tested review.