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Smallville: What Should They Resolve?

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Now that our buddies from Smallville have gotten past Christmas, it's time for them to prepare for the 2007. Here's what we think we'd find on their New Year's resolutions lists...

Clark:
- Spend more time with new friends who have similar interests.
- Overcome fear of flying.
- Save world. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
- Explore spandex. It has potential!

Lex:
- Take over world.
- Neutralize mysterious force that keeps foiling evil plans.
- Expand collection of potentially useful freaks of nature.
- Send Pops on well-deserved vacations, preferably a permanent one.

Lana:
- Learn more about Lex's business dealings.
- Pre-natal yoga.
- Figure out what I want to do with my life. I don't need to be defined by the man I'm with!

Chloe:
- Win Pulitzer.
- Get Jimmy to calm down a bit re: relationship.
- Expose all wrongdoing in Metropolis.
- Win another Pulitzer.

Lois:
- Land job at Daily Planet.
- Get Ollie to open up more.
- Find Shelby.

Jimmy:
- Continue to impress Chloe.
- Get promoted out of humiliating basement job.
- Be nicer to Clark. The poor guy has no life and no skills, so he needs friends. Plus, it would impress Chloe!

Martha:
- Improve educational opportunities for all Kansas children.
- Perfect lemon meringue pie.
- Consider dating again. Maybe join eHarmony?

Lionel:
- Take over world.
- Seduce Martha Kent.
- Cement hold over all nefarious action in Metropolis.
- Send Lex on well-deserved vacation, preferably a permanent one.

What do you think our beloved characters should resolve for the new year?

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clark and cloe should hook up they make a cute couple

bring pete back!!!!!!!!

Who was the guy on last season that killed Batista?? Is that a good guy or bad guy? I would think he's bad because he was in the phantom zone.. PLEASE RESPOND!!!!

Clark: Look beyond Smallville! Learn to Fly. Start atleast thinking about Journalism. Dropping out of school has left him doing nothing with his life, but running the farm. NEVER get back with Lana.

Lex: Loose Lana and the baby, kill Lionel and become completely evil.

Lana: Loose the baby, dump Lex, learn Clarks secret and if it's not too late become Clarks true friend like in the comics.

Chole: Keep striving at the Daily Planet. Be there for Clark, but don't let it be your life. As much as I would love to see Clark and Chole together in Smallville, something about her being Lois' cousin kind of ruins it. It they never brought Lois on the show I would of been all for it!

Lionel: Continue to be bad, until Lex kills you.

Martha: Open your eyes to Lionel, before you make a fool of yourself.

Lois: Continue with Journalism and get to the Daily Planet. Don't date anymore Superhero's. It makes your future with Clark/Superman not as special.

i do believe that Clark and Chloe should get together and be a good thing with each other for a long time to come. Lionel luther should be killed by Lex cause they well hate each other so much. chloe should wear more clothing that reveals more cleavage. as for lois she should just quit acting like she is all that and a then some. Lana should find out about clarks secrete and not tell anyone about it, Clark ows her atleast that much cause he kept breaking her heart. I htink small vill is a great show and would like to see it go on for a long time to come. I am a big fan of Superman, so smallvill is a great way to show how he grew up. The show Lois and Clark was the dumbest show i have ever seen for the way Clark lived his life.

Chloe Wins her 1st Pulitzer!

Chloe then Wins Clark, while at the same time inspiring both Clark and Lois into journalism!

Chloe then proceeds to win a 2nd Pulitzer!

Clark finally admits THAT LANA (although still harboring luke warm feelings for the "Angry Little Squirrel) is both "INSIPID" & also frequently "BORING"!

That would be my list!

Let the Chlark Begin!

Clark should be with Chloe

Bring back the unqiue and enteretaining Smallville of past seasons. Make the characters recognizable again. Read the scripts from past seasons so that Smallville has some continuity from the past.

Clark: The show is about you, show some backbone.

Martha: You loved Jonathon remember?

Lionel: Be the same son of b***** you were the previous seasons.

Lana: The writers have to read the past scripts and give the viewers back the Lana of seasons past.

Lois: Stop rolling your eyes in every scene and look like you are talking to other actors.


My dear fan of Smallville.

Very is said here that fãns of the Chloe diminishes, or bashing the Lois personage, and that fãns of Lois is with anger of this and makes the same with the Chloe.

Good, what I say of this everything:
My God, this is loss of time, who makes Smallville is not a Erica and nor the Allison, is All Gough/Milles and the writers, the actresses are mere carriers of these
ideas.

For fãns of the Chloe:
Nothing dumb the fact that in the Lois future will be the owner of the heart of Clark and the great journalist of the Diario Planet, many of these tracks are given in Smallville, then no matter how hard that fãns finds that the Chloe seems to be the ideal woman for the Clark, now, this not dumb what goes to happen in the future.

For fãns of the Lois:
Chloe was a personage created by All Gough/Milles as a secondary personage, and the only one that it does not exist in the comics, but that with the spotless
interpretation of the Allison it was gaining much space and conquist the heart and admiration not only of fãns of the series, as of the comics, also gained importance, in status substance, to some personages, as Lana, Lex and brief Clark.In soon it will appear in the comics of the DC and of the DCU, its histories now are very on the essêncial facts of history and its personages, then to try to go against the tragectory of the personage is ridiculous, very sees potential in the future of the personage Chloe Sullivan.

Then I believe that this fight does not take the nothing, we have is that to attend the series and to tan our favourite personages, they are which will be and to twist for the series.

PS. I am fan of the Chloe, but not a fanatic fundamentalist who does not see nothing beyond it, I see Smallville as a whole.

Clark: Propose to Chloe. Live with her happily together with lots of snarky baby reporters.

Lois: Make sense. Well, at least try...

Martha: Rewatch seasons 1-4 and realise who are you hooking up with.

Lex: Accept Lana's agreement to marry you. Try to look happy. Then run away from the church so everyone would laugh at her.

Lana: Die. Quickly. But painfully.

Clark: Stop being a BDA and finally get the nerve to tell Chloe how I truely feel for her.

Chloe: Become the big shot reporter at the Daily Planet the world will come to know by name. *coughLoisLanecough*

Lois: Finally realize my calling is not journalism but peddling muffins. Or maybe it's wearing fishnet stockings and somehow end up in Star City. Or whatever my new calling will be in the New Years

Lex: Finally learn how to truely fight back without get knocked unconscious all the time

Lana: Just embrace my inner b****.

Jimmy: Open my eyes and realize I am no match for Chloe's heart because of a tall dark and handsome alien waiting in the wings.

Dudes, Lana's the one that needs to go on "permanent vacation!" She is the definition of BORING.

"Explore spandex..." HA!

Lana: she needs to trust Clark 100%. I mean she went from not trusting Lex the beginning of season 5 to trusting him more than Clark by the end of the season. It just doesn't work what so ever. Plus I feel like ripping out my ear drums when ever she says she can't trust Clark. We've heard her say that since what season 1 ? Plus we already know she can trust him and she must know deep down too. I mean he has saved her life how many times and half the time she even knew it!! Plus the show has to admit she has some sort of brain damage from all the times she has been knocked out.

Lex: just leave Smallville and let other comic book villians shine for awhile and then come back the series finale.

Jonathan Kent: just bring him back period, I miss hearing him say son every 30 seconds lol. Lionel being close to Martha and calling Clark son...just makes me itchy! Almost as itchy as Lana with Lex makes me!

The Green Arrow: Just make him a regular and give him more screen time than Lana and Lex, they're both played out. Then give him his own series!

Pete: he showed feelings for Chloe before he left. So he should come back for one episode...steal Chloe from Jimmy leave without Chloe ever actually dieing. I mean come on the idea of her dieing just sucks. She's cheerful and not a big phoney B**** like Lana.

Zod: what Superman 2 fan wanted to see Zod in Lex's body ?? Lex has enough screen time as it is.

Brainiac: season 5 had too much Lex when he should've just stepped aside and let James Marsters have all the villian spotlight. God knows he can handle it. He needs to come back and just fight Clark without just coming off as a Zod groupie.

Clark: Needs to realize there's more to life than the farm. Embrace change and stop being afraid of it.

Lex: Embrace his inner Luthor and get far away from Lana Lang.

Chloe: Don't settle. Jimmy needs to go.

Lana: Make a decision, and stick with it. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

EDLois: Consider the value of an education and not lying in articles. And also, when investigating Shelby's disappearance, keep in mind that Shelby didnot get kidnapped by aliens. Or alternatively, like *so* says, embrace your inner florist. That way Ollie will open up to you and together you both can find a right path...on another show.

Jimmy: Accept the inevitable and move on with your life. Holding onto something that is working is just painful for everyone involved.

Martha: There's nothing wrong with enjoying life, just be aware of the effects on your son.

Lionel: MB rules, but apparently even the MB needs the love of a good woman. Enjoy life to it's fullest, while you can...


" Explore spandex. It has potential!"

PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LOVE IT!

Clark: express yourself and don't run away from your destiny.

Lex: Leave Lana alone. She doesn't need you.

Chloe needs to drop Jimmy.

Lana: You don't need Lex because he's obsessed with you.

Lois needs to start her own life with Clark.

Ollie: Go start your own show so SV can focus on CK again.

Martha: drop Lionel! he killed JK.

Lionel: Leave Martha and Clark alone. They don't need you to be in their lives.

Loved the Chloe list. Go, Chloe!

Clark: express yourself w/o the aid of Red K. Drugs are bad kids! Get a job at the DP

Lex: stop your crazy lana infatuation.

Chloe: Go on with your awesome self! Drop Jimmy. Work your way at the DP.

Lana: embrace your inner freak. you know that necklace made you into a freak. Take care of that child!

Lois:...florist in Des Moines? Stop lying.

Ollie: Go start your own show so SV can focus on CK again.

Martha: drop Lionel! he tried to kill JK/CK/CS!

Lionel: we want the MB back!

Pete: come visit SV & take Lana with you!

I do think Clark should maybe get a job or something. I do agree that he hasn't been doing much in the previous episodes...Bring the well loved Clark back!
And Chloe. I believe she deserves a lot more then the basement in the Daily Planet and I'm a little tired of seeing her as Clark's "servant". All she does is run around doing research for him.

Let the Chloe fan bashing commence in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

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