It's Here: The Smallville Big Bad Bracket!
Welcome to the Smallville Big Bad Bracket, where we pit characters, concepts, plot devices and inanimate objects against each other to determine who (or what) was the biggest bad-ass of the season.
If you follow the Supernatural Bracket, you know the drill – we pair competitors up in a single-elimination contest, much like the famed NCAA basketball bracket. You vote on who you think would win each pairing. The winner advances to the next round, while the loser retires to lick his/hers/its literal and metaphysical wounds.
You'll notice a few notable omissions from the line-up. We didn't include the main characters, for a couple of reasons. First of all, what's the point of pitting anyone up against the Superman or Lex Luthor? It's no contest! Second, we didn't include the leading ladies of Smallville in the Big Bad Bracket because, quite frankly, we didn't want to start World War III. We're wimpy that way.
With that out of the way, check out the first Smallville Big Bad Bracket. Vote for your favorites, and see who or what advances to the next round! This week, we're starting with the first eight competitors in Group One. The polls close Thursday morning, and we move on to Group Two, so get voting!
Zod: Kneel before Zod! This Kryptonian general possessed Lex Luthor, caused a global meltdown, and tried to take over the world. He’s got all the powers of Superman, and the morals of a rabid weasel. Good times!
Love Triangles: “You love her/ But she loves him/ And he loves somebody else/ You just can't win…” J. Geils sums up the perils of love triangles in his immortal epic, “Love Stinks.” But does love – and the love triangle – conquer all in the bracket?
After the jump, vote on three more matchups!
Super Breath – The deep, cleansing breath takes on a whole new meaning on Smallville. Breathe in, breathe out, and take down a wall.
Green Arrow – Our boy Ollie has no super powers to speak of. But he’s got great aim, a quiver full of trick arrows, and an impressively form-fitting leather outfit.
Cyborg – Half man, half machine, all hero. He’s got speed, strength, technological ability and the moral high ground.
Aquaman – Our sexy fish-man uses his water skills to fight bad guys – and fortunately, there’s a lot of water in Metropolis.
Flash – He’s fast, he’s flirty, and he’s got a wicked sense of humor. We’re glad he’s one of the good guys.
Childhood Trauma – Whether it’s bullying, parental illness, folks pancaked by meteors, or watching your dog Buffy get run over by a station wagon, what happens to you as a child can have grave effects on you as an adult. For example, it could make you a fiendish meteor freak or an evil genius in training. Or it could just make you write bad poetry. Whichever.
Check back Thursday to see who advances -- and to cast your vote for Group Two's matchups!
Comments
I enjoy any season 1 thu 6 but what is going on with season 7? Is it the writers strike? Well no problem as Smallville is the show I watch and many of my friends.
Posted by: Larry | November 16, 2007 12:29 PM
They aired the season 6 finale last thursday.
Posted by: Jennifer | September 21, 2007 11:02 AM
Why wasn't the final season 6 episode shown tonite.I'm pissed.I'd like to see it before season 7 starts on thursday.
Posted by: clark-e | September 20, 2007 11:29 PM
when is the season premiere?
Posted by: brenda | September 20, 2007 3:49 PM
A Smallville bracket huh,I'm alway's up for anything Smallville related. :)
Posted by: Jennifer | September 19, 2007 12:39 PM
i'll play along but it's not even half as fun as the Supernatural bracket - that's a fun show to watch too.
Posted by: FW | September 19, 2007 9:45 AM
YES!!! It's been absolute Torture with the CW (Yes, you guys) rationing Smallville Season 7 Preview Clips, or simply too little about Smallville in general, so, I'm only TOO HAPPY to find ANYTHING here about SMALLVILLE...Plus, something to participate in about it. At Last! YAY!!
Posted by: Imzadia13 | September 19, 2007 1:41 AM
WOOT! WOOT! Voted. and let me add everything wins over love triangles. EVERYTHING
Posted by: lillie | September 18, 2007 8:43 PM
YESSS....SMALLVILLES BACK!!! I LOVE IT CAB'T WAIT FOR THIS SEASON WITH JUSTICE AND THEM,CLANA,LEX AND EVERYTHING ELSE!! WONDERS WHATS HAPPENING NEXT?!??!?!?!?!?!
Posted by: lelow | September 18, 2007 5:10 PM