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Finally! We've been waiting for a Sock Puppet Theater recap for two whole weeks, but here they are, episodes 3 & 4 in all their glory right before this week's episode of Crowned:

On tonight's episode, if any gloves were on at any point, they're coming off! The girls attend a "smile clinic" to learn the six different smiles (really?) one must use during a pageant. We only thought there was one and then lots of tears and waving. As the mothers and daughters hold a pose for one minute, the other contestants try to break them of their smiles. Something tells us Angela and Tenia will be the first ones to throw out some nastiness since that's just about the only thing they're good at.

We're very curious to see how well Sincere Sexy Red Patty does at tonight's smile clinic. Pulling off two different ways to change her facial expression has seemed strenuous enough for her, but smiling in SIX different ways almost guarantees lots of laughter on our side.

What do you think? Who will be heading home tonight, and who's going to stir up trouble?